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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week’s winner came from our “If Steve Jobs Had A Comic” post.  It took me a second to get it, but it’s so god damned random that it made me laugh. WINNER: Sasha Vujacic Sasha Vujacic Says: July 31st, 2008 at 12:02 pm …

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Lindsay Lohan Rubs All Up On Disneyland

Lindsay Lohan Rubs All Up On Disneyland

Pics courtesy of celebslam People are all over this “Lindsay Lohan might be a lesbian” thing.  Would that really be that surprising?  On a scale of things that are surprising, I would put that right below “The end of the M. Night …

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Christie Brinkley To Kids: Daddy Likes Porno

Christie Brinkley To Kids: Daddy Likes Porno

When I was little my dad never tried to explain stuff to me by sugar coating it in baby talk. When our cat died when I was four because my brother ran over it, I asked him if the cat was in Heaven and he said “No. But not because he wasn…

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Megan Fox Had Enough Brian Austin Green

Megan Fox Had Enough Brian Austin Green

You ever hear stories about alcoholics who one day wake up in a pile of their own shit and vomit and something just clicks in their head and they realize “what the hell am I doing?” Well, replace “shit and vomit” with ̶…

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When You Really, Really, Really Have To Pee

When You Really, Really, Really Have To Pee

If there’s one thing I always want to do when I’m at a public restroom, it’s stand as close as humanly possible to the guy peeing next to me. Now, thanks to the world’s shoddiest engineering/construction work, I can. WhoR…

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Pregnant Man Shits Out Beautiful Baby Girl

Pregnant Man Shits Out Beautiful Baby Girl

Remember so-called the pregnant man? Well, he’s not pregnant anymore. According to ABC News: Thomas Beatie, the transgender man who made headlines as the so-called “pregnant man,” gave birth Sunday to a healthy baby girl. The bir…

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Dara Torres

Dara Torres

Age: 41 Where you’ve seen her: Dara Torres, who has appeared in Maxim, has won four Olympic gold medals (nine total medals) for swimming faster than other women from other countries. She just qualified for the 2008 Olympics at the tender age …

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Benny Hinn Sends The Bodies To The Floor

Benny Hinn Sends The Bodies To The Floor

Benny Hinn, Let the bodies hit the floor – Watch more free videos Benny Hinn and his hilarious “you shall be healed!” style of preaching gets a much-deserved soundtrack. via

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Happy Birthday Holy Taco Boss

Happy Birthday Holy Taco Boss

Break Dancer – Watch more free videos If you ever wonder who we’re referring to when we say “our boss,” wonder no more. His name is Jonathan and he’s the guy in the video above. He made this when he was 16 years old. …

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Jeff Van Gundy’s Really Bad Day

Jeff Van Gundy’s Really Bad Day

Since we’re off celebrating the girth of our nation by pumping our bodies full of pork meat, beer and anything else we can get our hands on, I thought I’d put up one of my favorite stories of all time. It’s the tale of ex-Knicks c…

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Friday Link Dump

Friday Link Dump

Random Shit I Found On The Web This is from a Colbert Report contest to green screen in McCain.  His poses at the end make it for me. I found this over a week ago but then it blew up, so I debated posting it.  But, anytime old dudes fight, I feel I…

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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week’s winning comment comes from the Let’s Date All These Smoking Hot Muslim Chicks post.  After last week’s confusion as to who the real winning commenter was, we’re now instituting a new rule. NEW RULE: You can’…

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