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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week’s winner came from our “If Steve Jobs Had A Comic” post.  It took me a second to get it, but it’s so god damned random that it made me laugh. WINNER: Sasha Vujacic Sasha Vujacic Says: July 31st, 2008 at 12:02 pm …

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Brett Favres All Over Aaron Rodgers’s Dreams

Brett Favres All Over Aaron Rodgers’s Dreams

I used to work the register at Mervyn’s clothing outlet when I was 17 and this 18 year old dude worked the floor, where he got to talk to chicks and smoke pot in the Boy’s undergarments department. Then he quit and I got promoted to t…

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Hulk Hogan Stalks Linda Hogan

Hulk Hogan Stalks Linda Hogan

If there’s one thing you have to know about the Hulkster, it’s that he could strike anywhere, at any time. Especially, ESPECIALLY, if you’re holding a microphone that’s descended from above you and you’re giving a spe…

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I Guess This Makes Me Want To Buy Light Bulbs?

I Guess This Makes Me Want To Buy Light Bulbs?

Weirdest Light Bulb Commercial – Watch more free videos Why are foreign commercials so much more interesting that American ones? Is it because they don’t have endless focus groups that water everything down to the point of being complete…

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“An Enema Is A Symbol Of Our Region”

“An Enema Is A Symbol Of Our Region”

I’ve never been to Russia, but I used to think it would be a really interesting place to visit. Now, I’m not so sure. According to MSNBC: MOSCOW – A monument to the enema, a procedure many people would rather not think about, has …

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Selita Ebanks

Selita Ebanks

Age: 25 Where you’ve seen her: Selita Ebanks is a Victoria’s Secret angle and she’s been in ads for Ambercrombie and Fitch and Tommy Hilfiger. But clearly, her most important role came on a guest appearance in How I Met Your Mothe…

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Link Time

Link Time

Jeff Garcia’s alibi turns 26 (busted coverage) Dark Knight: First five minutes (coedmagazine) 5 terrible life lessons Hollywood loves to teach you (cracked) Halloween theme song (college humor) Katherine kelly Lang in a bikini (drunkenstepfat…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Unreal Tourny III for 360

Give-A-Wednesday: Win Unreal Tourny III for 360

Write a caption for this photo os a hitchiker who needs to work on his marketing skills and you can win a copy of Unreal Tournament III for the Xbox 360. Leave your captions in the comments section, as usual. See last week’s winners after th…

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Tila Tequila Loses Her Precious

Tila Tequila Loses Her Precious

This is from the finale of the show “A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila.” I’ve never watched this show but let me be the first to say “Holy Shit.” First of all, who composed the piano music in the background and how ma…

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A Breakdown of Internet Comments From 8 Sites

A Breakdown of Internet Comments From 8 Sites

If you think Al Gore invented the internet so people could share information, you are sadly, sadly mistaken. Read the comments section of most sites and you’ll see that the internet was made so people could say really dumb shit without facing…

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Hey Everybody! Asses!

Hey Everybody! Asses!

Long time fans of Holy Taco will know that we are big into tributes. In the past we’ve done a tribute to boobs and a tribute to thighs, so now we bring you a tribute to asses, everyone’s favorite female body part (except the ass, boob, …

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Peyton/Eli Manning Headline Seems Gay/Normal

Peyton/Eli Manning Headline Seems Gay/Normal

When I first saw those commercials last year that showed both Mannings lapping away at a couple cookies, I thought they were a joke. But apparently the jokes on us. Peyton and Eli are going to “battle” a couple of civilians and the firs…

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