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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week’s winner came from our “If Steve Jobs Had A Comic” post.  It took me a second to get it, but it’s so god damned random that it made me laugh. WINNER: Sasha Vujacic Sasha Vujacic Says: July 31st, 2008 at 12:02 pm …

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Chimp Hates The Second Amendment

Chimp Hates The Second Amendment

We love monkeys. To be honest, I’d post a monkey video pretty much every single day, but I realize not everyone loves monkeys as much as we do. So, I try to only show you the newest, most gratifying monkey videos. This qualifies. This hap…

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Parents Group Hates Some Gossip Girl

Parents Group Hates Some Gossip Girl

Have you ever been walking past your television, when suddenly it turns itself on and forces you to sit in front of it and watch what’s on it? That happened to me once, but I had done some acid and the television had some pertinent informati…

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Tom Cruise Is Not In Top Gun 2

Tom Cruise Is Not In Top Gun 2

First, they told Tom Cruise he couldn’t be in the next Mission Impossible. Now they’ve entered a highway to the danger zone. Perezhilton.com reports: Rumors have been circulating that Top Gun will soon have a sequel made, however, Tom…

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Party Pics of the Top 7 College Football Rivalries

Party Pics of the Top 7 College Football Rivalries

Who doesn’t like to look at photos of hot girls representing their schools and college kids doing their college thing during rivalry week? We do. See tons more college girl photos at COEDMAGAZINE.COM. ALABAMA …

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Man Uses Wife Impersonator For Divorce

Man Uses Wife Impersonator For Divorce

Talking your wife into a divorce can sometimes be a tricky thing. So an Indian man did the next logical thing and hired a woman to pretend to be his wife in court while he divorced her. Since you’re hearing it from me, you can guess he didn&#…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Wall-E for the Xbox 360

Give-A-Wednesday: Win Wall-E for the Xbox 360

Write a caption for this very poignant statue and you can win a copy of Wall-E for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco. See last week’s winners after the jump:

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Cori Nadine

Cori Nadine

Age: 39 Where you’ve seen her: Cori Nadine has been in Playboy and a bunch of other magazines, but she’s known mostly for being a fitness model. Pointless fact: She’s a “rabid” Oakland Raiders fan. …

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Link Time

Link Time

Tour De France rider hits sign (busted coverage) Miss Coed: Carlee Ranger (coedmagazine) Why does the Wii even exist? (cracked) One liner services (college humor) Traci Bingham and her melons (drunkenstepfather) Audrina Patridge bikini pics (hollyw…

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Holy Taco Goes To The Rock, Paper, Scissors Championships

Holy Taco Goes To The Rock, Paper, Scissors Championships

The Rock, Paper, Scissors Championship is Intense – Watch more free videos So we got invited to go to the Bud Light Rock, Paper, Scissors Championships being held in Las Vegas, to share some time with the world’s greatest athletes. Unfo…

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Christian Bale Arrested For Beat Down?

Christian Bale Arrested For Beat Down?

I was always wonder how actors get arrested for stuff. Like, if I was an actor, and say I got pissed off at someone and started screaming at them and they were like “That’s it, I’m calling the cops!” I’d just go, …

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Dogs Really Are Man’s Best Friend

Dogs Really Are Man’s Best Friend

This dog has really, really low standards. I saw this a while back but I ran across it today and it made my morning. Or possibly it was the peanut butter sandwich that made my morning. It was one of the two, but I can’t post the sandwich.

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