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Marbles Explains E Coli

Marbles Explains E Coli

Marbles breaks down E Coli – Watch more free videos Just because it’s a holiday doesn’t mean we can’t learn a little something about E Coli from Marbles. Happy Labor Day. Other crap to look at: Samantha Harris hates clothes (…

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Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio

Age: 27 Where you’ve seen her: Since Alessandra Ambrosio is a model, you’ve seen her in a bunch of advertisements for clothes you would never buy. MILF status: Last week Alessandra squeezed really hard and an itty bitty baby came flying…

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Don’t Shower At The University Of Michigan

Don’t Shower At The University Of Michigan

If There’s Not An Exit, Make Your Own

If There’s Not An Exit, Make Your Own

We’ve all contemplated doing this at some point, because traffic sucks. But we’ve all contemplated doing a lot of dumb shit that we never do because we’re not stupid. I think my favorite part of this is the outraged traffic repo…

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Link Time

Link Time

Erin Andrews is still hot (busted coverage) Mountain bike crash (college humor) 9 things you think your beer says about you (cracked) College football week 1 cheerleading edition (coedmagazine) Charlize Theron is in some movie (drunkenstepfather) K…

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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week’s winner comes from our “Jenna Jameson Has Something In Her Vagina” post.  He referenced the vile photoshop we did. WINNER: Maximillion W. Wentworth III COMMENT: Maximillion W. Wentworth III Says: August 26th, 2008 at …

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Sarah Palin Is McCain’s V.P.: 40-Year-Old Dudes Happy

Sarah Palin Is McCain’s V.P.: 40-Year-Old Dudes Happy

Pictured above is John McCain’s V.P., Sarah Palin, the Governor of Alaska. I think in this picture she’s saying “See, where I’m pointing is the amount of blood flow to your penis before I walked over here, and over here on …

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If Sammy Hagar Attended Historical Events

If Sammy Hagar Attended Historical Events

As we all know, Sammy Hagar has one speed and one speed only. And that speed is “rock.” But what you may not know is that Sammy has witnessed a great deal of the world’s momentous events. And what do you think he did at these afore…

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David Duchovny Can’t Help Putting His Dong In Stuff

David Duchovny Can’t Help Putting His Dong In Stuff

Hearing celebrities make up fantastical excuses for their seedy problems should replace baseball as America’s pastime. It’s not a “meth bender,” it’s “exhaustion.” It’s not “peeing on a 15-year-…

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The Facepalm Collection

The Facepalm Collection

We’ve all done this move a million times during the course of our lives. Whether it’s because we realized we left our wallet at the bar, or because we just saw our friend try to smoke the lit end of a cigarette, it’s a classic mov…

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Link Time

Link Time

Jose Guillen wants to kick KC ass (bustedcoverage) 11 Year Old Girl assembles rifle (collegehumor) 5 Lamest disasters in disaster movie history (cracked) Colleges Ultimate Party Animals (coedmagazine) Jessica Biel takes a power hike (drunkenstepfat…

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