2008-08 – Holytaco

Marbles Explains E Coli

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Marbles breaks down E Coli – Watch more free videos Just because it’s a holiday doesn’t mean we can’t learn a little something about E Coli from Marbles. Happy Labor Day. Other crap to look at: Samantha Harris hates clothes (…

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Drink This: Glenlivet 25 Year Old

posted 08/06/2008
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Let’s face it, drinking is pretty awesome. And drinking scotch is really awesome, so it’s time to put down your pomegranate wine spritzer and graduate to the big boy liquors. Glenlivet just released the The Glenlivet XXV, which, clockin…

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Stacy Keibler Blue Bikini auctioned on eBay (busted coverage) The bbq song (college humor) Cook the dog, with Will Forte (coedmagazine) 7 important historical breakthroughs in masturbation (cracked) Please don’t show me Pink in a bikini (drun…

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End Of The Day Awesome

posted 08/05/2008
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I can’t tell you how many times I tried shit like this when I was little. I mean, I could, but really who gives a shit. Anyway, most of the time it resulted in the ball hitting my face, and that wasn’t because I missed catching it, it…

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Why Don’t They Just Say “Fat”?

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You know your life already sucks when you’re on the run from the Feds. But you know it probably doesn’t get any worse when you click on CNN.com from your hideout and see that you’re also being referred to as “jowly.”

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Order Up! For The Wii

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Write a caption for this bear that had to get somewhere fast and you can win a copy of Order Up for the Wii. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified from HolyTaco. See last week’s winner after the jump…

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Elf Ears: Just What Your Head is Missing

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Body modification is pretty awesome. Well, not really, but I’m going to pretend it is for this post. Using this form of…uhh, expression(?), people have turned themselves into cats, cyborgs and just plain ugly people. But now, with a lit…

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Romo and Simpson Do Nasty Nerd Style

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Here’s a question: What do thirteen year old boys and Tony Romo have in common? If you answered “they both jack off to Jessica Simpson on their computer,” you’d be right. I also would have accepted “They both have ne…

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HolyTaco’s Tribute To Party Girls (Page 6)

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Longtime fans of HolyTaco will know that we are big into tributes. In the past we’ve paid homage to french maids, asses, and thighs. Now we are paying tribute to the Party Girl. Who doesn’t like the girl who likes a few drinks? A…

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20 Years Of Madden Covers

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As you probably know, the newest installment of the Madden video game series comes out next week. And since it’s been around for 20 years, here’s all 20 of the covers, starting when that handsome devil himself was the one who graced the …

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Eva Longoria

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Age: 33 Where you’ve seen her: Eva Longoria, along with her husband Tony Parker, have somehow appeared in every magazine, TV show and commercial ever made. Or at least that’s what it feels like. Helpful hint: She’s not the Tampa B…

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posted 08/04/2008
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Would you trust this guy to QB your team? (busted coverage) 6 Old school games as brutal as GTA 4 (cracked) Bowling miracle (college humor) MissCoed (coedmagazine) Britney Spears leaving a gym wearing a bra (drunkenstepfather) Lucy Pinder topless w…

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Marbles Explains E Coli

Drink This: Glenlivet 25 Year Old

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End Of The Day Awesome

Why Don’t They Just Say “Fat”?

Give-A-Wednesday: Win Order Up! For The Wii

Elf Ears: Just What Your Head is Missing

Romo and Simpson Do Nasty Nerd Style

HolyTaco’s Tribute To Party Girls (Page 6)

20 Years Of Madden Covers

Eva Longoria

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