2008-08 – Holytaco

Marbles Explains E Coli

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Marbles breaks down E Coli – Watch more free videos Just because it’s a holiday doesn’t mean we can’t learn a little something about E Coli from Marbles. Happy Labor Day. Other crap to look at: Samantha Harris hates clothes (…

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Sexual Harassment Is Totally Cool In Russia

posted 08/04/2008
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The people of Russia have done and said a lot of great stuff over time (“In Russia, toilet paper uses you!”, communism), but I think we have a new winner. According to telegraph.co.uk: A Russian advertising executive who sued her boss f…

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Morgan Freeman In Deep Impact, But Okay

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As many of you know, Morgan Freeman was in a really bad accident where they had to use the Jaws Of Life to get him out. Above is his car, a 1997 Nissan Maxima. Either he was too close to a T-Rex cage when the power went out during a storm, or he …

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Scarlett Johansson Makes Out With Penelope Cruz

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I love when super models say stuff like “I’m really just a big nerd!” Meanwhile some dude in tenth grade who leads his own World Of Warcraft team just opened his locker to find a bag of shit in it. But I’m sure the super m…

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Evil Mr. Rogers Isn’t As Creepy As Real Mr. Rogers

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Mr Rogers is Really Creepy – Watch more free videos Even as a young child I was a little bit scared of Mr. Rogers. I don’t know what it was, but something about an elderly man that lived alone, played with make-believe puppets and hung o…

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Thank God For These Hat Instructions

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Getting a hat in the mail is always pretty tricky. What do you do with it? Do you use it as a foot rest? Do you sit on it? I mean, it’s a hat, there’s so many things you can do with it, that it’s really hard to tell what you’…

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January Jones

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Age: 30 Where you’ve seen her: January Jones is in the new second season of Mad Men. The AMC show that won like a bazillion Emmy’s or People’s Choice Awards or TV Guide awards. It’s a good show and you get to see January dre…

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Link Time

posted 08/03/2008
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Typical Philles fan? (busted coverage) Crazy sprinkler lady (college humor) The 5 greatest things ever accomplished while high (cracked) Drunk girls kissing (coedmagazine) Sophie Monk is rich and hot (drunkenstepfather) What’s with Petra Nemc…

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Oprah Makes 385 Million A Year

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Some things are too massive for me to comprehend, like space or Prince Fielder. So when I heard this, I couldn’t really wrap my head around it: Usmagazine reports Oprah Winfrey earns a whopping $385 million a year. If Oprah deserves that muc…

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Man Calls 911 After Subway Forgot His Sauce

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911 is probably the most important phone number in our society. It’s a dependable lifeline you can reach out to when you are seriously injured, being attacked…or if that lazy Subway sandwich artist leaves the important sauces off your s…

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Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Have Baby, Will Show

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I love when people are like “Oh my God, you HAVE to see this picture of my baby,” and then they show me the picture and it’s just their baby, lying there. This is not okay. If a friend came up to you and was like “Oh my G…

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Church Signs That Won’t Make You Go To Church

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Driving across the rural parts of America you’ll undoubtedly notice the large number of churches that use their signs to try and draw people into their church with a joke or a pun or some good old fashioned fire and brimstone fear. The proble…

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Marbles Explains E Coli

Sexual Harassment Is Totally Cool In Russia

Morgan Freeman In Deep Impact, But Okay

Scarlett Johansson Makes Out With Penelope Cruz

Evil Mr. Rogers Isn’t As Creepy As Real Mr. Rogers

Thank God For These Hat Instructions

January Jones

Link Time

Oprah Makes 385 Million A Year

Man Calls 911 After Subway Forgot His Sauce

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Have Baby, Will Show

Church Signs That Won’t Make You Go To Church

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