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Marbles Explains E Coli

Marbles Explains E Coli

Marbles breaks down E Coli – Watch more free videos Just because it’s a holiday doesn’t mean we can’t learn a little something about E Coli from Marbles. Happy Labor Day. Other crap to look at: Samantha Harris hates clothes (…

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Olympic beach volleyball cheerleaders were great (busted coverage) 6 absurd classes taught at actual colleges (cracked) EA responds to Tiger Woods glitch (collegehumor) Keeley Hazell does playboy (coedmagazine) Office time wasting (drunkenstepfathe…

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Katherine Heigl Thinks Trash Is For Ground

Katherine Heigl Thinks Trash Is For Ground

Many, many times I’ve discussed how much I dislike Katherine Heigl. I definitely hate a lot of things. I think if Katherine Heigl quarterbacked the New England Patriots to a come from behind Superbowl victory spawned by an inspirational hal…

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Jessica Simpson Wants You To Buy Stuff

Jessica Simpson Wants You To Buy Stuff

At first I thought the ad above was an ironic joke. Like when they call fat guys “Tiny” or Jim Belushi “talented.” But they seriously have an ad asking you to “Be Smart” with a picture of Jessica Simpson above…

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New McDonald’s Ad Is McDisgusting

New McDonald’s Ad Is McDisgusting

via copyranter Let’s face it, you wouldn’t be all that surprised to find a finger (or a Tonka truck or a blow-up doll or anything else for that matter) in your next heaping helping of fast food. Those “kitchens” pump out a l…

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9 Emoticons Rejected By Instant Messenger

9 Emoticons Rejected By Instant Messenger

People use emoticons every day to replace the way they feel, plans they might have, or thoughts they wish to share. Instant Messenger has provided us with hundreds of smiley faced options, but we decided to show you a few emoticons they rejected. 9…

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This Is What Qualifies As News In Cincinnati

This Is What Qualifies As News In Cincinnati

– Watch more free videos The poor, poor Cincinnati Reds. First they trade away Ken Griffey, Jr, their beloved son. Then they traded away Adam Dunn, their beloved fat son. And now their left with a team no one wants to watch. So what’s t…

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Fernanda Vasconcellos

Fernanda Vasconcellos

Age: 23 Where you’ve seen her: Fernanda Vasconcellos is a Brazilian model/actress/person who’s been in a bunch of things I’ve never even heard of, but sounds pretty crappy. If you’re a member of the “Malhacao” or…

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Nothing gets past Luis Ayala’s new baseball glove (busted coverage) POV dorm bathroom (college humor) Tim and Eric: My eggs (coedmagazine) 6 Insane sports that could be in the next olympics (cracked) Miley Cyrus leaving Disney smiling (drunke…

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A Little Game of Cat And Mouse

A Little Game of Cat And Mouse

Reader Johnny W. sent in these pictures of his friend’s cat in a fight with a rat. These pictures are pretty unbelievable, but he has sworn on his life to me that they’re real. Which, in the internet world means a lot. Anyway, every t…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win SingStar for the PS3

Give-A-Wednesday: Win SingStar for the PS3

Write a caption for this touching hockey team photo and you can win a copy of SingStar for the PS3. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco. See last week’s winners after the jump.

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Exhausted Athletes Give Great Interviews

Exhausted Athletes Give Great Interviews

– Watch more free videos I’ve always wondered why Olympic athletes like runners and swimmers are interviewed immediately after an event where they just expended every last ounce of energy and are sucking wind like a Dyson vacuum. ItR…

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