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Britney Spears Shall Eat Paste Once Again

Britney Spears Shall Eat Paste Once Again

In fifth grade my teacher announced we were going to have a “bring your dad to school” day, where we’d bring our dads in one day and they’d talk. I went home and told my dad that and he goes “Fine. Tell your teacher …

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Travis Henry Scores…Cocaine

Travis Henry Scores…Cocaine

For those of you who don’t know who Travis Henry is, he’s essentially the most interesting player in the NFL. He has nine children by nine different women. Any time you can play a baseball game with one team fielded by your biological…

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8 Hottest Members Of Congress

8 Hottest Members Of Congress

Everyone is abuzz with talk of how Sarah Palin is proficient at making boners.  But did you know that congress boasts some hot chicks of their own, sort of?  Here’s a list of our 8 favorite. 8. Marsha Blackburn Tennessee, 7th Congressional Dis…

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Alexis Thorpe

Alexis Thorpe

Where You’ve Seen Her: She was on “The Young And The Restless” where she played…I have no idea, and frankly, am sort of proud of myself because I don’t know. She’s since left soap operas to pursue her movie care…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Armored Core: For Answer

Give-A-Wednesday: Win Armored Core: For Answer

Write a caption for this beautiful work of art and you can win a copy of Armored Core: For Answer for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via Holy Taco. See last week’s winners after …

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Bacon Man Is Exactly Who You Think He Is

Bacon Man Is Exactly Who You Think He Is

Swinging – Watch more free videos I have no idea what these Bacon Man videos are all about, but since they’re bacon-themed, I don’t really care. This isn’t one of those things you need to question too vigorously. Once you jus…

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Link Time

Link Time

Friday Night Lights Hit Looks rough (busted coverage) Other countries hate Paris Hilton (college humor) 10 hottest Hollywood Jews (coedmagazine) 10 people from your past that will haunt you on facebook (cracked) Hayden Panettiere is confused (drunk…

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Sharon Stone Wants To Botox Her Kid

Sharon Stone Wants To Botox Her Kid

When I was five I used to go over to my friends house and his mom would make him read supreme court decisions aloud, before he could go out and play. Six months ago I was talking to my dad on the phone and he goes “Oh, you remember that Fiel…

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Woman In Cow Suit Chases Kids, Urinates On Porch

Woman In Cow Suit Chases Kids, Urinates On Porch

Yawwwwn…just another boring day in Cincinnati. According to WCPO: Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically. Michelle Allen of Middletown …

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Where George Bush Will Be Working When He Leaves Office

Where George Bush Will Be Working When He Leaves Office

We got lots of great entries from you guys for our first photoshop contest. Also lots of weird entries. Here are our choices for the 11 best ones. Thanks to everyone who entered. Except for Michael S. You’re a weird f*&king dude and y…

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What’s Up With Iggy’s Shoes?

What’s Up With Iggy’s Shoes?

If you look closely you can see that there’s something wrong with this photo. It’s not the enormous mams on Iggy’s girlfriend. And despite what you think, it’s not the weird extra thick sole on his right shoe, because one of…

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