2008-09 – Holytaco

Britney Spears Shall Eat Paste Once Again

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In fifth grade my teacher announced we were going to have a “bring your dad to school” day, where we’d bring our dads in one day and they’d talk. I went home and told my dad that and he goes “Fine. Tell your teacher …

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Helen Mirren Is Sorta Cool With Date Rape

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In my freshman public speaking class, we we’re told to give impromptu one minute speeches on a topic we were given at the start of class. This one dude’s topic was “dating” and his speech started off like “Dating is p…

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We’re All Winners When The Trophy Breaks

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Watching some athlete hold up some ornate trophy is exciting to only the fans of that athlete/team. But when something goes wrong and the trophy ends up in more than one piece, well, everyone can enjoy that. 5. Marat Safin – Some Tennis…

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He Nailed It On The First Take

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Japanese Heavy Metal Rules – Watch more free videos American heavy metal bands like Slayer and Metallica and Cannibal Corpse could learn a lesson from their Japanese counterpart. If you go into the studio with your vocal tracks totally perfect…

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Sonya Kraus

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Age: 35 Where you’ve seen her: It’s safe to say that you’ve never seen Sonya Kraus before. Unless your German. But it’s also safe to say you’ve never seen 50 people taking a dump in someone’s mouth. Unless you…

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