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Britney Spears Shall Eat Paste Once Again

Britney Spears Shall Eat Paste Once Again

In fifth grade my teacher announced we were going to have a “bring your dad to school” day, where we’d bring our dads in one day and they’d talk. I went home and told my dad that and he goes “Fine. Tell your teacher …

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Magnum P.I. Wasn’t Even Trying At The End

Magnum P.I. Wasn’t Even Trying At The End

Since I’m not a Magnum P.I. aficionado (and honestly, who is?) I can’t say for certain that this clip was from the end of the show’s run. But it’s pretty obvious that this scene was written when the writer’s clearly di…

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Amazon Says: Asian Guys Like Civ 4 And White Girls

Amazon Says: Asian Guys Like Civ 4 And White Girls

Other crap to look at: Traci Bingham in a see through shirt (drunkenstepfather) Janet Jensen is attractive (gorillamask) Catrinel Menghia is also attractive (doubleviking) The greatest football catch of all time (nothingtoxic) The no leg dancer (EJ…

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Carmen

Carmen

Age: 21 Where you’ve seen her: Carmen doesn’t have a last name because the only place I’ve seen her is on a site called camwithher.com and I can’t read anything past her enormo-mams. (Also, her last name isn’t listed.)…

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Link Time

Link Time

Jillian Beyor is Miss COED (coedmagazine) Audrey O’Day’s Boobs Hang Out (hollywoodtuna) 12 Cigarette Ads They Would Never Get Away With Now (cameltap) Sarah Palin’s Disney Movie Trailer (collegehumor) Wonder Woman Fights A Gorilla…

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Ben & Jerry’s Human Boob Milk Ice Cream

Ben & Jerry’s Human Boob Milk Ice Cream

PETA recently sent a letter to Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream, urging them to begin using human breast milk in their ice cream in order to: “…give cows and their babies a break…after years of living in filthy conditions and bei…

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10 Ways Rock Band 2 Will Change The World

10 Ways Rock Band 2 Will Change The World

Rock Band and Rock Band 2 are changing the way that young people across the globe view, study, and engage in music. As these young people become adults, characteristics of their formative, youthful years are bound to cross over into every day life…

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Johnny Depp Will Do Yet Another Pirates Movie

Johnny Depp Will Do Yet Another Pirates Movie

I remember sitting in the theater, watching the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie, and about half-way through, when some weird fish creature or something started talking about a compass of truth, some dude behind me goes “Someone tell me w…

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SFW Porn Is Somehow Better Than NSFW Porn

SFW Porn Is Somehow Better Than NSFW Porn

Diesel SFW XXX – Watch more free videos The next time your dad/boss/reverend/grandma/daughter/warden catches you with a porno, just show them this video and explain to them that you’re just watching a movie about a harmonica player and a…

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We Found It: The Worst Video On The Internet

We Found It: The Worst Video On The Internet

Doing this job, you sift through a lot of shitty videos. Usually they fall into the category of “just bad,” but every once in a while, they fall into the category of “awkwardly amazing.” And then, there’s the one time…

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Kirk Cameron Puts Nonexistent Career On The Line

Kirk Cameron Puts Nonexistent Career On The Line

Kirk Cameron, the guy you used to know as Mike Seaver but now know as Bible Thumping Guy With 80s Perm, really put his career that he no longer has on the line and took a stand against directors everywhere: The former star of the TV sitcom “G…

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Ludmila Dayer

Ludmila Dayer

Age: 25 Where you’ve seen her: Ludmila Dayer is a Brazilian actress who’s ony been in stuff even Brazilian people have never heard of. Best sentenced in her translated wiki page: In the rich also cry of SBT, made the town antagonist plo…

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