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High Street Honeys 2009 (coedmagazine) Keeley Hazell Is A Topless Witch (hollywoodtuna) Erin Andrews Brings Joy To Kids Who Got Hit By Football Players (bustedcoverage) 5 Candies You Hated Getting As A Kid (cracked) 16 Bad Guys We’d Rather Se…

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Last Minute Halloween Tips, Because We Care

posted 10/31/2008
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Before you head out for a rowdy night of trick-or-treating and Halloween partying, we’ve come up with a few last-minute Halloween tips that should ensure a successful night. Have a safe, fun-filled night and don’t go crazy and axe-…

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The Best Lines From The Worst Movie: “Plan 9 From Outer Space”

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We only have a few hours of Halloween left, so here are the best lines from what is regarded as the worst movie of all time, "Plan 9 From Outer Space." Because the easiest way to make something that’s the worst the best, is to take…

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Vicar “Accidentally” Gets Potato Caught In His Ass

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Honestly, who hasn’t had this happen to them? According to TheSun: A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom. The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while…

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Ask Holy Taco: Some Answers

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Last week we asked you, dear readers, to ask us any questions you wanted and we would provide you with the most honest, forthright answers possible. Kind of like Dear Abby, but with more penis references. Here are our answers. DrEvil: I …

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In Honor Of Halloween…

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Geto Boys |MTV Music Some people like to watch Michael Jackson’s "Thriller" to celebrate Halloween. Me? I prefer to watch a midget steal candy from children and punch the pavement until his knuckles bleed…and then get carted o…

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Ted Stevens Monopoly

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If there’s there’s one thing both liberals and conservatives can agree on, it’s that watching corrupt politicans get their asses handed to them in a courtroom is always a laugh riot. If there’s another thing they can agree o…

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A Guitar Makes All The Difference

posted 10/30/2008
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Halloween, Vegas style (coedmagazine) Abigail Clancy Is Hot (hollywoodtuna) Phillies Fans Celebrate With A Game Of Grab Ass (bustedcoverage) Vicky Blows Has A Good Name And A Topless Calendar (drunkenstepfather) 8 Most Ridiculous Viral Videos …

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Getting Arrested Is Always Funnier In Costume

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Awesome things can happen when you put on a costume and leave your house (for example, you can get free candy). But beware this Halloween because, as we all know, some bad things can happen as well. Whether you’re protesting the UN, or settin…

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This Is How Philly Celebrates A World Championship

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This occurred on the corner of Broad and Pattison in Phildelphia during the city’s "celebration" of their World Series ring last night. Is this guy a Rays fan? Is he a Phillies fan? Who knows. All we do know is that good citizens of …

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Last Minute Halloween Tips, Because We Care

The Best Lines From The Worst Movie: “Plan 9 From Outer Space”

Vicar “Accidentally” Gets Potato Caught In His Ass

Ask Holy Taco: Some Answers

In Honor Of Halloween…

Ted Stevens Monopoly

A Guitar Makes All The Difference

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Getting Arrested Is Always Funnier In Costume

This Is How Philly Celebrates A World Championship

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