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High Street Honeys 2009 (coedmagazine) Keeley Hazell Is A Topless Witch (hollywoodtuna) Erin Andrews Brings Joy To Kids Who Got Hit By Football Players (bustedcoverage) 5 Candies You Hated Getting As A Kid (cracked) 16 Bad Guys We’d Rather Se…

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Phil Anselmo Is The Sarah Palin Of Heavy Metal

Phil Anselmo Is The Sarah Palin Of Heavy Metal

Phil Anselmo Interview – Watch more Free Videos Phil Anselmo, the old lead singer of Pantera and current lead singer of Down, has (hopefully) done a LOT of drugs. Because if he sounds like this without the aid of brain-melting narcotics, then,…

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The Reason Why Sorority Girls Wear Slutty Costumes

The Reason Why Sorority Girls Wear Slutty Costumes

If you’ve been to college, you know, Halloween means sorority girls in slutty costumes. But how do they so consistently choose to wear slutty costumes without fail? Well, we intercepted an internal memo from the head of college sororities. …

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America’s Resume

America’s Resume

Since the global economy is on the brink of collapse, we thought it was time for America to polish up her resume in case she has to hit the job market. And just like your resume, it’s all about taking the really shitty things you’ve done…

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Awkward High Fives: A Collection

Awkward High Fives: A Collection

Let’s face it, not everyone can pull of a high five. You have to not only time it perfectly, but you have to make sure that you don’t use your “I am a complete dork” face. These people weren’t able to pull off either o…

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I Can Finally Use This Black Hitler Photo

I Can Finally Use This Black Hitler Photo

Since I started running this blog, I’ve collected any random, funny photos I’ve seen on the Internet on the off-chance that I could post it on HolyTaco. When I found the photo above of the black Hitler, I didn’t really think I wou…

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Anybody Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takes Practice

Anybody Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takes Practice

If you walk around thinking you can just be “awesome” without even trying, well, you clearly need to read this book. And yes, this is a real book. According to Amazon: Anybody Can Be cool-But Awesome Takes Practice is an adventure in le…

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The Shocker, Medically Speaking

The Shocker, Medically Speaking

The Greatest Gif You Will Ever See

The Greatest Gif You Will Ever See

The fall at the end is the hilarious cherry on top of this delicious gift to the world.

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Today’s Prank: “I’m A Collector”

Today’s Prank:  “I’m A Collector”

Who doesn’t love a good prank? We here at the Taco love us a good prank. And we’ve pulled our fair share. So we decided, since it was a Saturday, we’d tell you one of our favorites we came up with a while back. It’s call…

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Friday Link Dump

Friday Link Dump

Random Stuff I Found On The Web If I went to someone’s house and they had this pumpkin, I’d give them all my candy. Who hasn’t done this, I mean come on. Here’s a blog that basically sums up our economy. There’s workou…

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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week’s winner comes from the Who Would You Rather do between Slap Andy Samberg or Do Madonna. WINNER: Brokencox COMMENT: BrokenCox Says: October 19th, 2008 at 9:45 am Wow this is a first both of these i could do with my penis

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