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High Street Honeys 2009 (coedmagazine) Keeley Hazell Is A Topless Witch (hollywoodtuna) Erin Andrews Brings Joy To Kids Who Got Hit By Football Players (bustedcoverage) 5 Candies You Hated Getting As A Kid (cracked) 16 Bad Guys We’d Rather Se…

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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This weeks winner comes from our “4 Reasons I’m Not Going To Help You Move This Saturday” Post.  He must own a pick up truck. WINNER: Max Powers COMMENT: Max Power Says: October 16th, 2008 at 9:59 am “You have a pickup tru…

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Failed Presidential Campaign Slogans

Failed Presidential Campaign Slogans

Campaign slogans are very important and hard to come up with.  And just like anything, it’s a process.  We were able to obtain some of the candidates failed slogans, and well, we think some of them are better than the ones they have.

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The Greatest Movie Trailer Of All Time

The Greatest Movie Trailer Of All Time

The next time Hollywood complains about dwindling sales and blames piracy instead of releasing crappy movies (Beverly Hills Chihuahua is still #1 in the box office, I think), maybe they should take a second to look at themselves. Imagine seeing thi…

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How To Get Your Message On TV

How To Get Your Message On TV

If you put a TV Network’s acronym on your sign at a sporting event, it’ll get on TV, no matter what the sign says:

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Holy Taco Goes To The Chickipedia Party

Holy Taco Goes To The Chickipedia Party

If you read this site with any regularity, you’ll notice whenever we write about an attractive woman, we link to her chickipedia page. So, as a thank you, the good folks over at Chickipedia invited us to their launch party. Here’s a r…

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It’s Beer O’Clock: Your Weekly Booze Roundup

It’s Beer O’Clock: Your Weekly Booze Roundup

Win A Fully-Stocked Bar From Thrillist Our pals at Thrillist, the awesome all-you-need-to-know daily email that tells you what’s going on in your city, are giving away a fully-loaded bar full of boutique high-end booze that will get you……

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Stupid Man Rewarded For Doing Stupid Thing

Stupid Man Rewarded For Doing Stupid Thing

Man Puts 11 Cockroaches In His Mouth – Watch more free videos I just have one question for the guy who puts 11 cockroaches in his mouth in an attempt to set a world record for putting: Why are you such a dickhole? I can see why people want to …

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Heather Vandeven

Heather Vandeven

Age: 27 Where you’ve seen her: Heather Vandeven was Penthouse Pet of the Month for 2006, so if you have a subscription to Penthouse you’re not only awesome, you’re way ahead of the rest of us. Pointless quote: “I love my hig…

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Jenny Poussin is Miss COED (coedmagazine) Danielle Lloyd Is Launching Hot Girls (hollywoodtuna) Britney Spears Has Some Hairy Armpits (drunkenstepfather) Phillies Phans Riot For Joy (bustedcoverage) The 6 Ballsiest Scientific Frauds That People Act…

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The Predator Writes A Letter Home To His Brother

The Predator Writes A Letter Home To His Brother

We love the movie Predator.  Like it’s a family member.  So, we thought it  might be interesting to see what it would look like if the Predator wrote a letter home to his brother.

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Tea Leone Fondles Billy Bob Thornton’s Monster Balls

Tea Leone Fondles Billy Bob Thornton’s Monster Balls

Billy Bob “I-consistently-date-chicks-that-are-way-out-of-my-league” Thornton recently swiped David Duchovny’s wife, Tea Leone: “Duchovny found out [Tea Leone} had begun a relationship with Oscar-winning actor Billy Bob Thor…

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