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This Is What Happens When You Hire 16-year-old Product Development Guys

This Is What Happens When You Hire 16-year-old Product Development Guys

  I’m imagining the head of this company sitting in his office, when his assistant comes in and they have the following conversation: ASSISTANT: Sir, may I have a word with you?   CEO: Make it quick, I have thousands of soup relate…

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Watch This Video Three Times And You Will Laugh

Watch This Video Three Times And You Will Laugh

LOLCat Hits The Wall – Watch more free videos   First Viewing: "What the hell just happened? Why did that cat freak out?"   Second Viewing: "Was that a Tenacious D audio clip? And is there the sound of a bunch of stuff…

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Introducing: The Strapony

Introducing: The Strapony

  I don’t know what this is or why it exists, but I do know that bringing one of these to the dog park would definitely be way cooler than showing up with a boring old German Shepherd or a dumbass poodle.

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Link Time

Link Time

  Seahawks suck, but their cheerleaders don’t (bustedcoverage)   Turkey leg porn (coedmagazine)   25 best ways to break bad news (cracked)   Your cute college girl of the day (collegehumor)   Beyonce in a unitard (hol…

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Crazy Gideon Is Crazy

Crazy Gideon Is Crazy

    The hardest part of being crazy is thinking that you’re not crazy. Meet Crazy Gideon, who owns an electronics store in the Los Angeles area. Gideon is a shining example of someone who has learned to embrace his insanity and turn …

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The Story Behind This Year’s Presidential Turkey Pardon

The Story Behind This Year’s Presidential Turkey Pardon

  It’s a tradition that every year at Thanksgiving, the president "pardons" one turkey, saving him from being eaten that year.  Most people see this gesture as a sort of whimsical thing with no meaning.  But what you …

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win NCAA Basketball 09

Give-A-Wednesday: Win NCAA Basketball 09

    Go ahead and try to write a caption for the brain-blowing awesomeness that is this picture. If you succeed, you will win a copy of NCAA Basketball 09 from EA Sports. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section and winners wil…

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Japanese Zookeepers Have Trouble Spotting Polar Bear Penis

Japanese Zookeepers Have Trouble Spotting Polar Bear Penis

  When my brother was 27, he was living at home and had a job as a dishwasher at a restaurant.  My dad set him up on a blind date, so my brother went.  When my brother came home we asked him how the date went and he was like "Sh…

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Danica McKellar

Danica McKellar

Where You’ve Seen Her:  Danica was Winnie Cooper in the Wonder Years.  Meaning, if you’re between the ages of 25-35, you’ve masturbated to her likenss roughly 500,000 times. Tantalizing Trivia: She’s a shitty tip…

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Link Time

Link Time

  Ah, to be a Detroit Lions fan (bustedcoverage)   Playboy looking for student writer (coedmagazine)   10 least subtle product placements in video game history (cracked)   Why pilgrims have hats (collegehumor)   Rihanna has…

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Guest Column: 5 Worst Things About Making Doody

Guest Column: 5 Worst Things About Making Doody

Recently, a woman dropped a child off in front of our offices and claimed it was one of ours.  Because we’re lazy, we decided to put him to work writing a few lists for us.  Here’s his first effort.  I think it’s bas…

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