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Basement Horse Is Watching You Masturbate

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MILF Monday: Kate Moss

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  Where you’ve seen her: Kate Moss has been showing us most of her naked body for years. If you don’t know where you’ve seen her, we can’t really help you out.   MILF Status: Kate joined the ranks of MILFs back in …

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Japanese Louie Armstrong Haunts My Dreams

Japanese Louie Armstrong Haunts My Dreams

Japanese Louie Armstrong Scares Me – Watch more Free Videos I try to refrain from posting every weird Japanese video I see, because if I did, this site would just be that.  And I don’t feel like a complete person if I’m not ma…

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Oh MySpace, You Give And You Give

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Thanks, Myspace

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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week’s winner comes from our "12 Calendars No One Would Ever Purchase" post.  He makes a valid point about our A-Rod Killing Puppies Calendar.  If you’re reader "Jagoff," e-mail feedback@holytaco.com a…

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Justin and Justin’s Weekend Plans

Justin and Justin’s Weekend Plans

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Justin Halpern had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.   

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George Lucas’s Doodles From The Set of Star Wars

George Lucas’s Doodles From The Set of Star Wars

Doodling is a good way to express what you’re thinking and how you’re feeling in a situation.  From time to time, we like to show you what people were doodling during important events in history.  Recently, we came across Georg…

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Sometimes, We’ve All Needed To Shop Here

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Barrick Lecture

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Someday, There Will Be A Dog Wrestling TV Show

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  I don’t think this photo a black dog laying some WWE-style smackdown on a brown dog is real, but that doesn’t mean it’s any less hilarious. If it is, I’m guessing the conversation between these dogs would go something…

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Thanks A Lot, Myspace

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