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Basement Horse Is Watching You Masturbate

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Is The Owl Or The Show More Awesome: You Decide

Is The Owl Or The Show More Awesome: You Decide

Japanese Game Shows Are Awesome – Watch more Free Videos I wonder if I knew what Japanese television shows were saying, I’d think they weren’t as awesome.  I guess I’ll never know.  Wait, I’m being told that y…

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Might Be Time For A Diet

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Link Time

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  Obama Appoints Judge Judy Attorney General (coedmagazine)   Jessica Alba’s Genes Don’t Look So Good (hollywoodtuna)   Two Comedic Legends Looking Like Idiots (celebslam)   Playing Tetris Reduces Post-Traumatic Stre…

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Truthful Ad Of The Week: Carl’s Jr. Pastrami Burger

Truthful Ad Of The Week: Carl’s Jr. Pastrami Burger

Here at Holy Taco, we like to show you what advertisements would look like if they cut through the bullshit.  This week we’re taking a look at one of the many monstrosities created by Carl’s Jr.  

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Hot Link: Screenjunkies.com

Hot Link: Screenjunkies.com

Every Once in a while we like to toss a link to a site we partner with.  Think of it as buying breakfast for a woman you’ve slept with.  Screenjunkies.com is a movie site that you can find all sorts of exclusive information about mov…

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Where The Hell Is Kanye?

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“Love-Making Jesus” Might Be A Little Blasphemous

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The Ol’ Beet Urine Hair Dye

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Gay Sex Is In!

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Anahi Gonzalez

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Anahi is a Peruvian sex symbol who, unlike Tom Cruise, hasn’t made it big in America yet.  But much like Tom Cruise, is probably banging a soccer star we don’t know about.   Pointless Quote: "…

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It’s OK If You Use The Cuffs

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