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They’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bin.

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What Not To Do With Fire

What Not To Do With Fire

  They say that fire has a mind of its own.  I’m glad to see that it also has a really crude sense of humor.

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Just Boobs

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25 Hottest Holy Taco Girls

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We’ve put together a collection of our favorite girl of the day photos from the past few months. Enjoy!  

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Drunken Argument Friday: Survivorman, or Man vs. Wild?

Drunken Argument Friday: Survivorman, or Man vs. Wild?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like what’s better: Survivorman, or Man vs. Wild? Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time:   Drunke…

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“Oh, I thought it was a unicorn cricket. A unicorn grasshopper makes perfect sense, though.”

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Guest Column: You’ve Gone Too Far This Time, Poodle Owners.

Guest Column: You’ve Gone Too Far This Time, Poodle Owners.

  You sons of bitches.  Do you realize how hard we work to please you?  We never shit on the floor inside the house, just like you asked.  We never lick our dog privates for too long, or in front of company, because we don’…

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25 Sexy Girls on a Boat Pics

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They’re on a boat. They’re on a boat. Take a good hard look at the motherf*ckin’ boat.  

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Piece of Cake

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Jail Bait

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Justin and Johnny: Poop and The Bible

Justin and Johnny: Poop and The Bible

 Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.  

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