Celebrities are just people. Really rich, powerful people who are above the law and the normal rules that govern human society. Because they’re just people, they do people things that you and I do, like have awesome New Year’s Eve plans.…
New Years resolutions are the best method for starting your year off with failure, disappointment, and broken promises. Some old guy from the past once said: "it’s better to try and fail than to never try at all." There’s a goo…
2009 has been a busy year for celebrity deaths. We think it’s only appropriate to honor our favorite fallen entertainers in the best way we know how: by bringing them back from the dead as zombies for one last "we think you were pretty aw…
Man, what the f*ck is this shit?! Fourth row at the VMA’s? This is ridiculous. My music video is one of the five videos that got nominated for everything tonight! I should be front row, baby! Instead they got those attractive…