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Is That A Pearl Necklace Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

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Melissa Acosta Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Melissa Acosta is one of the thousands of ungodly hot models out there doing the rounds to hit the big time.  She’s also Dominican, and Dominican women are pretty much as hot as it gets, so if anything…

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Yeah You Do That Laundry

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They Probably Just Ran Out Of Guns,Drugs,and Porn

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20 Fantastic GIFs

20 Fantastic GIFs

GIFs might be the greatest creation ever, and they’re a perfect way to start your Monday. Here are 20 of our favorite GIFs:        

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MILF Monday: Leelee Sobieski

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Leelee Sobieski got her big acting break playing an underage hooker in Eyes Wide Shut.  Since then she’s gone on to star in really lame ass movies.  If only Kubrick was still alive to keep her doi…

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Drunken Argument Friday: East Coast vs. West Coast

Drunken Argument Friday: East Coast vs. West Coast

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like what’s better: East Coast or West Coast? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:   Drunken Argum…

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Smart Phones in Kyrgyzstan!

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Elaine Alden Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Elaine Alden is definitely one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen.  Based in Florida, she’s been considered by many, the face of Florida.  I’d like to think that but in relity it̵…

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The Upside of Racism

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Lacey Jones Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Lacey Jones is considered the barbie of poker playing.  Thats right, this chick plays poker.  Just when I thought creepy looking Asian guys who wear cowboy hats were at hot as it was gonna get.   P…

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Give-A-Wednesday: South Park Caption Contest Results

Give-A-Wednesday: South Park Caption Contest Results

Last Wednesday, we presented you with an opportunity to win the South Park Season 13 DVD Box Set (also available on BlueRay).   Mmm…You Know You Want It…   All you had to do to win this badass prize was come up with the best c…

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