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How To Get Rid of a Hangover

How To Get Rid of a Hangover

It’s the Tuesday after Memorial Day Weekend, which means that half of us accidentally made out with our cousin yesterday, and all of us are suffering from a massive hangover. Luckily, there’s a solution:  

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Bling Bling!

Bling-Bling

People Passed Out On Public Transportation (Asylum)   Date Movies That Lead To Sex (AskMen)   Hey! Folks! Check This Out (Atom)   Top 5 Hotties Of The Week (BroBible)   Mariah Carey Backs That Ass Out (FilmDrunk)   Busty B…

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Bachelor of the Week: Playa59

Bachelor of the Week: Playa59

Who knows? Maybe you can meet that special someone on Holy Taco. But if you do, we get to get wasted and make a speech while you guys are doing it for the first time. No exceptions!       Name: Playa59 Age: 46 (Not 59?) Occupation: …

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Drunken Argument Friday: What Was the Most Awesome War?

Drunken Argument Friday: What Was the Most Awesome War?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like what was the most awesome war that the U.S. participated in? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:  …

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25 Sexy Soldiers

25 Sexy Soldiers

Since Memorial Day is for the troops, here is a gallery that will make it easier to think about them when you are full of beer and hot dogs this weekend. I am minutes away from enlisting just in case co-ed showering gets instituted, like in Starship…

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Natalie Gulbis Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Natalie Gulbis is a golfer, and hands down the hottest golfer that ever exists.  She’s considered the Anna Kournikova of Golf, and with actual golfing skills that’s not far off.  We can also…

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Colleen Shannon Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Colleen Shannon is a DJ, and hands down the hottest DJ on the face of the planet.  She also posed in Playboy in 2004 which I can only assume furthered her DJ career — as long as she dresses like she do…

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Give-A-Wednestday: Assholeology Caption Contest Results

Give-A-Wednestday: Assholeology Caption Contest Results

Last week we posted a caption contest to win a pretty awesome prize: Assholeology, a book that tells you everything you need to know about being an asshole. Finally: a chance to turn your hobby into a lifestyle!     All you had to do to w…

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9 People Who Kill The Mood During Sex

9 People Who Kill The Mood During Sex

There are a lot of "do and don’t"’s during a sexual encounter that most people have a very little trouble following. (i.e. – DO insert your penis, but DON’T sneeze during intercourse). But some people always seem to…

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Carla Bruni Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Carla Bruni is the first lady of France.  Aside from her being the hottest first lady in the world, she also redeems the horrible stigma France has given itself for being annoying and retarded…aside fr…

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