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Lacey Chabert Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Lacey Chabert is not the most well known actress of our time, but she’s certainly hot enough to be on the radar.  She got her start on Party of Five, but what I remember her the most from is Not Anothe…

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Rosario Dawson Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Rosario Dawson is a face and body we all know.  She was the only good part of Alexander, and was hot as hell in Sin City and Death Proof.  More recently, she’s due to be in the new Denzel Movie Un…

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Jung Yuri Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Jung Yuri was Koreas Top Model last year, and basically embodies everything hot in a hot Korean girl.  Now all she needs to do is win a couple Starcraft matches and she will be the Queen of Seoul.   Poi…

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Dr. McDicksplosion’s Tips On Manly Man-ness: Manscaping

Dr. McDicksplosion’s Tips On Manly Man-ness: Manscaping

Being a man used to be all about having a pubic bush that, if set ablaze, would not only burn for weeks as helicopters circled it, but would make bearded men wandering deserts stop to talk to it. Having a thicket of hair coating your body from ankl…

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Little Timmy’s First Trip to Vagina Falls Was Eventful

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Ashley Gellar Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Ashley Gellar may not be as well known as Alessandra Ambrosio or Gisele Bundchen, but my god is she hot.  Winning numerous bikini awards for her outstanding look in a thong, she’s earned herself a care…

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Enjoy Your 9 Penis Soup in the Ghetto, Losers

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MILF Monday: Alana De La Garza

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Alana De La Garza is a Mexican actress prominently known for being the ridiculously hot Latina DA in ‘Law and Order’.  Oh the crimes I would commit just so she could prosecute me…   MI…

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Sunday Comics

Sunday Comics

It’s Sunday again, which means it’s time to enjoy a series of comic strips that we have…ahem…"stripped" of their original a context and have filled back in with our own perverse and totally inappropriate humor that …

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So That’s Where Bikini Chicks Come From

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A Thank You Letter To Garbage Truck Snail Trails

A Thank You Letter To Garbage Truck Snail Trails

Dear, Garbage Truck Snail Trails My car’s air conditioner is broken and, seeing as it’s summer, it get’s abnormally hot in my car. This is why I would like to thank you, Garbage Truck Snail Trails, for being the slimy streak of go…

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