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Create Your Own MTV Movie Award Show in 5 Easy Steps

Create Your Own MTV Movie Award Show in 5 Easy Steps

  The MTV Movie Awards were last night, and with it came even more undeniable proof that MTV simply has no clue what their purpose is anymore. You know your awards show, and really, your channel as a whole, is really sucking it when the pre-sh…

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Inner Monologue of James Cameron at the Oscars

Inner Monologue of James Cameron at the Oscars

Oh, god. These f*cking Oscars shows are so goddamn long.  I’m glad I decided to only make one movie every ten years for the rest of my life. Why do I have to sit through this whole f*cking awards program with these lowlife Hollywood scum?…

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Dang. I Thought Speed Skating Was the One Event That Wasn’t Gay

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How To: Win an Olympic Gold Medal in 2010

How To: Win an Olympic Gold Medal in 2010

You’d think that, with all the prestige surrounding the Winter Olympics, winning a gold medal would be super hard, but from what we’ve seen of the Winter Olympics so far, winning the top prize is actually pretty easy.  Here’s …

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How To Improve the Winter Olympics

How To Improve the Winter Olympics

Fact: Nobody cares that the Winter Olympics start on Friday. People only watch the games because there’s a chance that they’ll get to see someone bust their ass on ice.  If the Olympic Committee doesn’t do something to liven u…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Attending the Porn Convention

Inner Monologue of a Guy Attending the Porn Convention

Aaaah. There’s nothing like a nice, relaxing weekend in Vegas. No screaming kids to drive to soccer games. No nagging wife bitching about how I bought the wrong eggs at the supermarket. Just me, the porn convention, and about 600 beautiful wom…

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Celebrity New Years Party Pictures

Celebrity New Years Party Pictures

Celebrities are just people. Really rich, powerful people who are above the law and the normal rules that govern human society. Because they’re just people, they do people things that you and I do, like have awesome New Year’s Eve plans.…

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5 New Years Resolutions You Won’t Keep

5 New Years Resolutions You Won’t Keep

New Years resolutions are the best method for starting your year off with failure, disappointment, and broken promises. Some old guy from the past once said: "it’s better to try and fail than to never try at all." There’s a goo…

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Most Dangerous Animals of the Decade

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Most Dangerous Animals of the Decade

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