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2011 Douchebag Tournament: Trophy Presentation

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The 2011 Douchebag Tournament is history. It’s all over. Douches rose and fell like the briny tides of some kind of salad dressing ocean in a tempest of nearly 80,000 votes. The competition was fierce but in the end no one could hold a candle to …

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The 2011 Douchebag Tournament: Championship Round

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It all comes down to this. We tallied over 70,000 votes. The 2011 Douchebag Tournament has tested douchebags the world over and now we have refined it down to two douchebags. One will be crowned victorious, the other will still be a douchebag but …

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The 2011 Douchebag Tournament: Final Four!

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Holy Balls! On Holy Taco! The final four has finally arrived, the champion of each division is now here to represent douche like no other could. Titans have fallen in their wake, dinguses have been all “dude, wtf?” and you, dear reader, have hel…

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The 2011 Douchebag Tournament: The Elite Eight!

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The dynamite is preparing to go boom as we’re down to the best of the best in each of our four brackets. The Elite Eight represents the final battle to determine who will represent the fields of entertainment, politics, sports and the wild card di…

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The Douchebag Tournament: Sweet 16

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The wheat has been separated from the chaff, the low hanging balls of obfuscation have been cast aside in favor of the narrow taint of clear victory and we’re down to the final 16 douchebags in the most epic contest of douchebags to ever grace this…

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The Douchebag Tournament Round 2 Day 2

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Welcome back kids, it’s round 2 days 2, even though we had a weekend in there making this sort of day 4,but whatever. Who works on weekends? Not douchebags, because they’re douchebags. Let’s check out how round 1 went. Friday’s Round 1 Results:…

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The Douchebag Tournament: Day 2 Round 1

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It’s day 2 of the douchebag tournament when the real competition begins. We started with a stunning 64 douchebags and we’ve slashed that number in half to bring you some prime douche competition today. But first, let’s check out the results from …

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The Douchebag Tournament: Round 1 Day 2

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We’re back for another bite of the douche apple with the second half of our first round. Yesterday saw some stiff competition and numerous complaints about our seed order from people who didn’t notice when we said we made this whole thing up whils…

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The 2011 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 1

The 2011 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 1

Check out the current brackets here Welcome to the beginning of the tournament. We have 64 douchebages to get through which is no small task, so you have a lot of work to do before we get into the good stuff. Once votes are tallied we’ll wittle th…

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The 2011 Douchebag Tournament Opening Ceremonies

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You’ve been furtively masturbating for weeks in the hope this day would approach and it’s finally here kids. Put away that olive oil and put on your reading glasses, the 3rd Annual Holy Taco Douchebag Tournament has landed! Watch out f…

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