2012 – Holytaco

Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: Dec 28th

This is it, this is the end of 2012. What cinematic gems does this week hold, what final messages shall we carry onto a new yea as arbitrarily determined by calendar makers some years ago? This shit!

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Holy Taco’s 2012 in Review

posted 12/27/2012
by Ian Fortey

Lotta stuff went down this year. Grab a drink and check it out!

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The Morning Jolt: The ‘Lympics!

posted 04/13/2012
by Ian Fortey

Get your spandex body suits on, Kids. The Lympics are coming.

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You know how you’ve always been told that a year is 365 days long? Yeah, well, that was just another lie handed down by The Man to your elders so they may pass down the lie to you to mask the bullshit with a loving, trustworthy face. The truth that …

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The Future is Not Now! 12 Futures Movies Lied to Us About

posted 01/02/2012
by Ian Fortey

It’s 2012 which means we’re living in the future! The future! Flying cars and sex droids are literally everywhere and Holy Taco is now run by a cyborg albino and his sassy, jive-talking hologram sidekick Jim Tews. It’s quite the sight. But the …

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Luis Prada’s 10 Best Articles of 2011

posted 12/30/2011
by Luis Prada

Hello everyone! Happy New Year! According to Wordpress, I wrote somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 articles this year, give or take some posts that don’t really qualify as articles and some articles that I would rather forget about. Thankfully, I…

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My 10 Resolutions For 2012

posted 12/29/2011
by Luis Prada

It’s customary for all of us to make ourselves a series of promises at the end of the year – promises we hope to keep and never waver from in the coming 365 days. A lot of the times we don’t follow through because we realize just how much work goes…

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2012 in Epic Nerdery

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by Ian Fortey

As most of us get ready to indulge in another year of kickassery slathered in awesome sauce, talking to hot babes and wearing the most luxurious of knee socks, some of us are taping our glasses and visibly twitching with unrestrained glee as the pr…

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2012 End of the World Preparedness Guide

posted 12/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

So 2011 is just about over but more importantly, it’s the last full year any of us will ever get to experience. 2012 is the end of everything if morons are to be believed, and when are morons ever wrong? No, the world is coming to an end in just …

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7 Things Not to Be Shocked by in 2012

posted 12/16/2011
by Ian Fortey

As 2011 winds down and we all enjoy looking back at the previous year, keep in mind all the panicked moments that occurred. Then try to remember the same moments from 2010. And 2009. And 1999. And when they happen once again in 2012, remember t…

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Resolved Questions: Future Yogurt

posted 08/19/2010
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Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Not Stephen Colbert. Not Stephen Colbert writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: "What flavor is it?"

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: Dec 28th

Holy Taco’s 2012 in Review

The Morning Jolt: The ‘Lympics!

Why Is There A Leap Day?

The Future is Not Now! 12 Futures Movies Lied to Us About

Luis Prada’s 10 Best Articles of 2011

My 10 Resolutions For 2012

2012 in Epic Nerdery

2012 End of the World Preparedness Guide

7 Things Not to Be Shocked by in 2012

Resolved Questions: Future Yogurt

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