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The Future is Not Now! 12 Futures Movies Lied to Us About

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It’s 2012 which means we’re living in the future! The future! Flying cars and sex droids are literally everywhere and Holy Taco is now run by a cyborg albino and his sassy, jive-talking hologram sidekick Jim Tews. It’s quite the sight. But the …

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Luis Prada’s 10 Best Articles of 2011

Best Of 2011

Hello everyone! Happy New Year! According to Wordpress, I wrote somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 articles this year, give or take some posts that don’t really qualify as articles and some articles that I would rather forget about. Thankfully, I…

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My 10 Resolutions For 2012

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It’s customary for all of us to make ourselves a series of promises at the end of the year – promises we hope to keep and never waver from in the coming 365 days. A lot of the times we don’t follow through because we realize just how much work goes…

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2012 in Epic Nerdery

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As most of us get ready to indulge in another year of kickassery slathered in awesome sauce, talking to hot babes and wearing the most luxurious of knee socks, some of us are taping our glasses and visibly twitching with unrestrained glee as the pr…

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2012 End of the World Preparedness Guide

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So 2011 is just about over but more importantly, it’s the last full year any of us will ever get to experience. 2012 is the end of everything if morons are to be believed, and when are morons ever wrong? No, the world is coming to an end in just …

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7 Things Not to Be Shocked by in 2012

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As 2011 winds down and we all enjoy looking back at the previous year, keep in mind all the panicked moments that occurred. Then try to remember the same moments from 2010. And 2009. And 1999. And when they happen once again in 2012, remember t…

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Resolved Questions: Future Yogurt

Resolved Questions: Future Yogurt

Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Not Stephen Colbert. Not Stephen Colbert writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: "What flavor is it?"  

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Who Would Survive the Apocalypse?

Who Would Survive the Apocalypse?

A post-apocalyptic world will undoubtedly be a hellish place, so it’s safe to assume that all of the annoying and terrible people and things that won’t go away right now will somehow survive the destruction of the world. We’re curi…

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