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How to Get ready for the 4th of July

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Tomorrow is the 4th of July and that means parties for America. This is a big deal because it’s a holiday everyone has off and it’s at the peak of summer’s awesomeness so there’s much outdoorsy fun to be had. Not sure what you need to get done in …

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4 Other Things That Happened on July 4th

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Independence Day – the day when Will Smith and Jeff Golblum wrote the Constitution and saved us from the British. But is that all there is to it? Just fireworks, barbecues and Isaiah Washington chopping down cherry trees? No, July 4th has much mo…

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6 People Who Will Ruin Your 4th of July Party

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We’re coming up on everyone’s favorite summer blowout holiday, Independence Day, the day Columbus freed the slaves and killed Paul Revere. To best celebrate this most hallowed of summer holidays, you should probably have a party. Thing is, you nee…

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25 People Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed Out Next 4th of July

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All around the country yesterday, to celebrate America’s independence, people put low-grade explosives in their butts and other places. This gallery is about them.

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25 Videos to Celebrate America

25 Videos to Celebrate America

The 4th may be gone, but delightful displays of patriotism live on! President’s Day – Watch more Funny Videos

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Accidentally Became The Grill Master at the 4th of July BBQ

Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Accidentally Became The Grill Master at the 4th of July BBQ

Man, I’m getting pretty hungry.  We’ve been standing around drinking beer all afternoon.  I wonder why nobody’s fired up that grill over there yet.  There’s the meat, right there on the table.  There’…

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7 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Your Family 4th of July BBQ

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The 4th of July is a time to spend with family and friends, celebrating the things that make America what it is:  beer, meat, fireworks, and more beer…and boobs, also.  And you’re pretty much guaranteed four of those five thing…

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