This isn't just any normal castle, though; my castle is shaped like a f*cking skull.  Yeah, that's right, a skull.  And it's also called Castle Greyskull.  Where do you live? In the Oak Terrace Apartments?  In the Shady Meadows Housing Subdivision?  I live in the Castle F*cking Greyskull!  Shit, dude! ...

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No matter where you travel in the world, one thing is always consistent: we all grew up watching the same cartoons.  Of course, even cartoon theme songs have to be re-recorded in different languages, and this often leads to some incredibly awesome and hilarious re-interpretations of some of the most...

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 If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like who would win in a fist fight: Van Halen, or AC/DC? Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument for Van Halen  I choose Van Halen to...

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Football season is nearly upon us again, and that means it's a good time to take a look back at where football really came from: shitty '80s rap videos!  You see, a long time ago, a bunch of athletic men got together to make terrible rap songs about football.  Then...

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 This is a  clip from Mr T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool,  which was a collection of lessons for children. You can find it on DVD and everything on it is as good as this clip, if not better, sucka. Elena Santarelli Is A Fine Fine Woman (TotallyCrap)Kriszti Is An...

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If there are two things we love, it's Predator, and making things seem gay.  Lucky for us, the fine people at Sequential Films have put together an entertaining redub of Predator, where all the characters sound incredibly gay, and for some reason Carl Weathers sounds like he has emphezema.  I...

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We are huge fans of 80's Action Movies....HUGE fans.  Over the years, we've noticed that most 80's Action Movies follow a certain recipe, and contain specific elements that really seem to make them work.  By following these simple steps, you too can create your own 80's Action Movie: Step 1: Explosions Any...

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