We grew up watching sitcoms, and the best character in any traditional sitcom is always the wacky neighbor. Just like the retarded kid that they tried to integrate into your fifth grade class, the wacky neighbor provides excellent comic relief...
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The next time some enormous tub of shit starts whining about his "thyroid gland" or his "low metabolism," hand him a Slim Suit and tell him that if he's not skinny in four hours, you're taking away all his Arby's gift cards. (I'm pretty sure that's the same thing Jenny...
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