80′s – Holytaco

The Morning Jolt: Space Stallions

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by Ian Fortey

He-Man, your homo eroticism is on notice.

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The 7 Best Kinds of Candy From Back in the Day

posted 03/03/2011
by Ian Fortey

I have a preoccupation with nostalgia because I’m convinced that once I master time travel I’ll know more about the 80’s than the people in the 80’s when I get there, and I’ll have an iPhone, so I’ll be elected King and get tons of 80’s tang. But …

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Steve Urkel Punches Fake Boobies and 5 Other Washed Up Celebrity Hijinks

posted 08/13/2010
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Word has it that Jaleel White, better known as Steve Urkel from TV’s “This F*ckin’ Sucks” has taken up amateur boxing. Specifically, he’s been playing the speed bag on some lady’s breast implant. That someone t…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Old Karate Kid vs New Karate Kid

posted 06/11/2010
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When we took up the mantle here at Holy Taco we were told we had to engage in some social drinking in the office if we wanted to get anything done right. This was not a problem as most of us had been drinking mouthwash recreationally for years. T…

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What if Mr. T Was a Grief Counselor?

posted 06/02/2010
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Listen up! I know this situation is hard. I know you feel like a sucka. I know all kinds of things. Things happen. That’s how things work. You need to know that. Tell me you know that. Say it. Louder!

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Hey Butthead! You Better Watch This Video Or Else!

posted 05/20/2010
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Glaring Omission: "Put him in a body bag Johnny!" The Double Alley-Oop! (TotalProSports) The Most Overrated Hot Chicks Ever (BleacherReport) Cat Owns Doghouse (BuzzFeed) Wendy Combattente Hotness (GorillaMask) Really Flexibl…

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80′s TV Was Way Better Than Now

posted 05/04/2010
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I can’t believe there is more than one paraplegic kung fu movie out there. The Most Excited Fan of the Day (TotalProSports) Justin Bieber is Actually Retarded (Buzzfeed) The Lowest Blows in Baseball (BleacherReport) Most Hilario…

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Drunken Argument Friday: E.T. vs. Alf

posted 01/29/2010
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If there’s one thing we like more than drinking, it’s arguing about really stupid things, like who would win in a fight between E.T. and Alf. Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time: Drunken …

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