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3 Dirty September 11th Frauds and Scammers

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The 10th anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks is approaching and hopefully you’ll be able to take the time to attend a memorial or at least spare a moment to reflect on that day. We’ve done our best at moving on and safeguarding the…

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P. Diddy Caused 9/11 and Stole 100 Zillions of Dollars, Claims A Crazy Lady

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We all often call someone crazy when they in no way deserve to be labeled with such a harsh word. Not, at least, when there are people like Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks on earth. Valerie is the true definition of crazy. She believes Sean “P. Diddy” C…

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9 Funny 911 Calls

9 Funny 911 Calls

911 dispatch is the core of our law enforcement system, and it’s helped billions of people over its 41-year existence. One major complaint from 911 operators, though, is that the service is so often under-utilized.  People only call for r…

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A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911

A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911

Being in an emergency situation is incredibly stressful and confusing.  It’s like having sex with a girl who’s way too hot to be banging you, except without as much screaming and crying.  Luckily, flowcharts were invented to he…

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Graphs for the Weekend

Graphs for the Weekend

The best thing about this weekend is that it’s almost here.  The worst thing about this weekend is that it can be a dark and confusing place.  Luckily, we’ve created some graphs to help you make sense of the chaotic abyss that …

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Man Calls 911 After Subway Forgot His Sauce

Man Calls 911 After Subway Forgot His Sauce

911 is probably the most important phone number in our society. It’s a dependable lifeline you can reach out to when you are seriously injured, being attacked…or if that lazy Subway sandwich artist leaves the important sauces off your s…

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