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12 Unintentionally Funny Sports Headlines

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It’s nice to know that we’re just a Chien-Ming Wang or a Dick Trickle away from a memorable sports headline. Here are 12 headlines from mainstream newspapers and websites that could easily be found in the gutter. 12. Bartolo Colon…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 1

posted 03/25/2009
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After a rousing, epic first round full of upsets and douchebags, we are on to round two of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. We have some huge matchups today, so let’s get to it. Click here to see the updated bracket. CLICK …

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Kristin Davis (A-Rod’s Madam, Not The Sex And The City One)

posted 03/24/2009
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Where You’ve Seen Her: Kristin Davis was a popular Manhattan Madam who is said to have boned A-Rod and provided him with several of her call-girls over the course of a year. (She also gave whores, hookers, sluts and cum dumpsters to El…

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Canseco: Madonna Wanted My Seed Inside Her

posted 07/09/2008
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When I was 9 I had a Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire bash brothers poster on my wall. Behind it is where I hid my copy of “Club Magazine” which was basically the Toyota Corolla of porno mags: No frills, but does the job. But I could have c…

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