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Abstinence + Rock = A Very Crappy Song

Abstinence + Rock = A Very Crappy Song

  Why do hardcore conservative weirdoes try so hard to reach our nation’s youngsters with corny crap like this? Every 16-year-old boy would murder baby Jesus with his bare hands to have a girl who wanted to have sex with him. If you real…

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Hurr Let’s Have Sex LOL UR Hawt

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Philip Rivers Doesn’t Like Poontang

Philip Rivers Doesn’t Like Poontang

Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers wants the children of the world to keep their peepees and their poontangs in their pants. Because, according to him, chastity is a “lost art.” Uhh, sure Phil. Getting kids to abstain from sex is like t…

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