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The Time I Got Trapped In The Bathroom

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I have linoleum tile in my bathroom and I have a functioning bladder and ass bladder (sometimes called guts, sometimes called digestive tract). These two facts are mutually exclusive but came together in a harrowing way recently.

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How to Cook Quinoa

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Quinoa is a South America grain that has a long, boring history as do most grains if you ever find yourself hard up for reading material – the history of grains is sure to put you right to sleep. It’s become something of a popular food item in the …

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Meet The Men That Got In To A $3.8 Million Supercar Crash In Japan

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  You know you’re one of life’s true A-holes when a cop surveying the scene of a horrible, multi-car accident on a highway takes one look at the twisted heaps of steel and the shaken men thankful to be alive and, without even a hint of empathy…

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5 Things Stuck in a Very Sensitive Place

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So we were all set to post a very timely and scholarly article about Living Social and their 50% off deal at Whole Foods (just playing, I looked that up on Trends. I thought Living Social was an app on Facebook where you water pretend plants and h…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

D.C. Escalator Malfunctions Spilling Crowd Into Lobby – Watch more Funny Videos I always hoped to one day see a massive escalator accident that ended with hilariously destructive results, but I guess this is as god as it gets.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Is there another way this could have ended?

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Guy Accidentally Dumps His Girl On Sidewalk – Watch more Funny Videos This is how you totally wreck your girlfriend, in the absolute literal sense.

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Segway Owner Killed by Segway: The Day Irony Fought Back

Segway Owner Killed by Segway: The Day Irony Fought Back

Every so often you’ll read something so over the top morbid it becomes instantly hilarious. Unless you’re related to Jimi Heselden, in which case this will all be very tasteless. That said, Jimi Heselden was a multi-millionaire who pu…

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This is Why You Don’t Drink the Water in Mexico

This is Why You Don’t Drink the Water in Mexico

Lighting Fart, Girl Torches Butt – Watch more Funny Videos

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That’s a Sweet Cholla Cactus Running Suit, Bro

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I Don’t Know What’s Happening Here, But I Can Tell It’s Awesome.

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What Your Favorite UFC Fighter Says About You (CagePotato)   Freakin Hot Fripple Girls (Coed)   Kobe Bryants And His Harsh Words (TotalProSports)   Megan Fox Is Dumb And Hot (TheDailyFix)   Faye Reagan Gets Naked [nsfw] (SexyandF…

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