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We Get It. Nicolas Cage is Wacky. Enough Already

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In the beginning, Nicolas Cage being the ultimate scenery-chewing actor was pretty chuckle-worthy. But now the joke is old. He’s a quirky dude who clearly isn’t a fan of subtlety — we get it. Photoshopping his You Don’t Say f…

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The Failed and Forgotten Acting Career of John Wilkes Booth

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John Wilkes Booth was a famous and talented actor for a few years back in the 1860′s, and then he broke his leg and just disappeared. Nobody seems to care about his fame, fortune, or scene-stealing Shakespearean performances anymore, and for t…

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A Eulogy for Ryan Phillippe’s Acting Career

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Ryan Phillippe, the former Mr. Reese Witherspoon, has announced his retirement from acting. It is a sad day. It was 1997 when I first saw Ryan Phillipe. It was a brisk autumn day and I found myself needing to go see a film that featured bosoms …

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5 Terribly Awesome Examples of Porn Acting (SFW)

5 Terribly Awesome Examples of Porn Acting (SFW)

The New York Times recently ran this article, about how porn movies are adapting to the internet world by ditching the plotlines of their films in favor of more f*cking.  Basically, that means no more cheezy scenes with the cable repair guy com…

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Movie Scenes Don’t Get Better Than This

Movie Scenes Don’t Get Better Than This

    The writing, the delivery, the acting, the black guy’s reactions…If someone didn’t get an Oscar from this scene, I’m going to boycott movies for the rest of my life.   via youarehated

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