In case you were wondering if Adriana Lima was hot or ugly, GQ.com put together a little video to make it clear that she is still attractive. I know, I know, it’s kind of a shocker. I totally figured she was all disgusting and gross now. But, as you can see, she’s not. I would like to personally thank GQ for setting the record straight. And if the video isn’t enough, here are a few photos just to make it totally clear.
So last night, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova were signing autographs at a Victoria’s Secret in the Grove Mall in Los Angeles. I went there with a camera man, ready to ask people in line stupid questions, but was kicked out before I even fully removed the camera from my back pack. I should have known there’d be a lot of security at a place where rich people go. If the signing had been in Compton I could have been strapped with dynamite wearing a suit made out of cameras and no one would have said shit.
Anyway, I managed to work my way back in line, just so I could get Adriana Lima to sign my picture of Major League Baseball player Jose Lima, (I was going to have her write “It’s Lima time in my pants”) but after waiting in line for 2 hours and moving eight feet, a lady came out and told us “the models are done signing stuff.” I was probably number 100 in line and in two hours, they didn’t get to me. Apparently it’s really hard to write YOUR FUCKING NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER because they couldn’t even do it 50 times in two hours. Anyway, here’s some pics from the event. I’m not bitter at all.
I’ll admit it, I like girls. I know this admission makes me a ”weirdo” and a ”pervert,” but I think it’s important to be honest because some of you out there in Internetland might share my same condition. For those of you struggling to live with this condition, I am announcing the start of a support group called VA (Vaginaholics Anonymous) where we could share our experiences, trials, and tribulations with each other. The healing can’t begin until we admit who we truly are.
“Hello, my name is Cory and I’m a Vaginaholic.”
See, that wasn’t so hard and it feels great to stop living a lie. A filthy, dirty lie with a perfect ass and legs that won’t quit and a huge set of…sorry, I got off track there. If you’d like to join this group and finally get the support you really need, meetings are held at the Holy Taco conference room seven days a week. If you don’t think you need to join, check out these photos of Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio and you’ll be a member in no time.
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