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Ask Holy Taco: Huh?

Ask Holy Taco:  Huh?

Because Holy Taco is about self improvement, probably, it stands to reason we should have an advice column that helps you be all the you you can be before some other shmuck steps in and tries to out you you. Man, that’d suck. And what better…

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Holy Taco Answers Your Tough Questions

Holy Taco Answers Your Tough Questions

Because Holy Taco is about self improvement, probably, it stands to reason we should have an advice column that helps you be all the you you can be before some other shmuck steps in and tries to out you you. Man, that’d suck.  And what …

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Ask Holy Taco: Some Answers

Ask Holy Taco: Some Answers

Last week we asked you, dear readers, to ask us any questions you wanted and we would provide you with the most honest, forthright answers possible. Kind of like Dear Abby, but with more penis references. Here are our answers. DrEvil:  I …

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