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7 More Celebrity TSA Body Scans

7 More Celebrity TSA Body Scans

Last week, Holy Taco received an email from a disgruntled TSA employee. Attached were seven body scans of well-known celebrities obtained by TSA screenrers at LAX. In the interest of protecting our civil liberties, we published the photos, setting …

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7 Celebrity TSA Body Scans

7 Celebrity TSA Body Scans

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is catching a lot of flack for its use of body scanners at airports. While the government claims the nearly naked images produced by the machines cannot be leaked to the public, privacy advocates are…

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Finding Sex In an Airport Bathroom Is Harder Than I Thought

Finding Sex In an Airport Bathroom Is Harder Than I Thought

Who would have thought this would be so complicated? Famous people get arrested for this all the time: that Senator from Idaho, George Michael, the dad from “Family Ties.” Wait, maybe not that last one. He was the guy in Tremors, right?…

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Tony Soprano Gets Punchy With Fan

Tony Soprano Gets Punchy With Fan

The guy who plays Tony Soprano had a little bit of an altercation with an overzealous fan at JFK airport yesterday. Here’s how I imagine it went down:  Fan: Hey Tony! It’s Tony Soprano! Hey! Check it out! I love your show! I watch it al…

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