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25 Bizarre Flavored Beers

Nothing says ‘I love you’ quite like a beer, except spending time enjoying the company of another human and having real, non-boozed based relationships. But this is about beer, and these beers all have zany flavors. Mmm, beer.

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The Day I Met Ray Liotta

posted 10/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

The life of an internet comedian is a whirlwind of excitement. If you’re not at a gala dinner to support the preservation of owls whose name may include the word “tit” but not in an obscene fashion, you’re spinning hilarious quips into 140 charact…

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Dear Cigarettes

posted 02/08/2011
by Jim Tews

Dear Cigarettes, Hey, how’ve you been? I know we haven’t talked in a few years, but I was just thinking about you the other day. I was just kind of reminiscing. We have quite a history, don’t we?

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Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

posted 01/13/2011
by Jim Tews

Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

Big news: a bunch of british scientists got together and determined that alcohol is bad for you. Crazy conclusion to come to, I know. It’s like “Really, british scientists? Just because it burns going down and makes you take home leathe…

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Spike Your Juice: The Holiday Review

posted 12/27/2010
by Ian Fortey

If you’re like a Holy Taco editor, you desperately want the sweet, dulling relief of booze but have spent all your extra money on discount hookers and beer nuts. What’s a boy to do? Lucky for us, the good people at Spike Your Juice saved the day …

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25 Bizarre Vintage Alcohol Ads

posted 12/16/2010
by Ian Fortey

If there’s one thing in life we can all agree on, it’s that no one wants to watch David Caruso trying to act. It’s like watching your dog try to do calculus. Ona n unrelated matter, here re some vintage alcohol ads. Huzzah!

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Product Review: Four Loko Energy Drink/Alcoholic Beverage

posted 11/01/2010
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There’s this drink called Four Loko that has been making some waves recently, mostly due to its high caffeine and alcohol content, and the Bro-attracting pheromones it emits that hypnotizes people with backwards hats that can only say the wor…

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Deep-Fried Beer: The Future Is Now

posted 09/01/2010
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Computers and cellphones aside, the future isn’t exactly what I had expected. I’ve yet to drive a hover-car, my home is not filled with holograms, and the closest I can get to a sexbot is duct taping my Fleshlight to my Roomba. No, this…

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The Upside of a Football Gambling Addiction

posted 08/25/2010
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Football season is about to begin, which means football gamblers like myself are beside themselves with anticipation. In fact, the next five months will be some of the happiest of my life. Of course by happy, I mean miserable, but at this point, fe…

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The 6 Manliest Drinks of All Time

posted 07/29/2010
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Google the manliest drinks ever and you’ll find websites that tell you a Manhattan is one of them. A Manhattan. Do you know how to make a Manhattan? You fill a shot glass with douche and Noxzema then dump it in your purse so as to not smea…

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