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6 of the Worst Drinks in the World

Bartenders of the world come from three schools. Those who care about customers, those who don’t and those who hate them. The hateful ones are the ones that make up disgusting shots for others to try to fight their way through and no one knows why…

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4 Drunk Stories Everyone Has

posted 08/09/2012
by Ian Fortey

Everyone of a certain age and value set enjoys a good drunkening. That should be a fairly acceptable statement. Incidentally, if you’re one of those 19 year olds who doesn’t drink, for the love of Pete don’t get all preachy about it, because it’s …

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Six Teenagers Got Drunk Off Of Hand Sanitizer? Then All Of Ten Are Doing The Same Thing!

posted 04/24/2012
by Luis Prada

Remember the freak out over teens soaking tampons in vodka to get drunk? Or how about the freak out over teens supposedly doing rectal beer bongs? It seems there’s an endless array of activities a handful of teens can perform to get drunk that adult…

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A 3-Step Guide To Drinking Alone on St. Patrick’s Day

posted 03/15/2012
by Luis Prada

This Saturday is St. Patrick’s Day, a day when everyone pretends they actually like the Irish so they can have an excuse to show up to work on Church on Sunday hung over and reeking of beer and someone else’s vomit. But some people aren’t fortune en…

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25 Bizarre Flavored Beers

posted 01/13/2012
by Ian Fortey

Nothing says ‘I love you’ quite like a beer, except spending time enjoying the company of another human and having real, non-boozed based relationships. But this is about beer, and these beers all have zany flavors. Mmm, beer.

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The Day I Met Ray Liotta

posted 10/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

The life of an internet comedian is a whirlwind of excitement. If you’re not at a gala dinner to support the preservation of owls whose name may include the word “tit” but not in an obscene fashion, you’re spinning hilarious quips into 140 charact…

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Dear Cigarettes

posted 02/08/2011
by Jim Tews

Dear Cigarettes, Hey, how’ve you been? I know we haven’t talked in a few years, but I was just thinking about you the other day. I was just kind of reminiscing. We have quite a history, don’t we?

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Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

posted 01/13/2011
by Jim Tews

Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

Big news: a bunch of british scientists got together and determined that alcohol is bad for you. Crazy conclusion to come to, I know. It’s like “Really, british scientists? Just because it burns going down and makes you take home leathe…

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Spike Your Juice: The Holiday Review

posted 12/27/2010
by Ian Fortey

If you’re like a Holy Taco editor, you desperately want the sweet, dulling relief of booze but have spent all your extra money on discount hookers and beer nuts. What’s a boy to do? Lucky for us, the good people at Spike Your Juice saved the day …

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25 Bizarre Vintage Alcohol Ads

posted 12/16/2010
by Ian Fortey

If there’s one thing in life we can all agree on, it’s that no one wants to watch David Caruso trying to act. It’s like watching your dog try to do calculus. Ona n unrelated matter, here re some vintage alcohol ads. Huzzah!

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Product Review: Four Loko Energy Drink/Alcoholic Beverage

posted 11/01/2010
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There’s this drink called Four Loko that has been making some waves recently, mostly due to its high caffeine and alcohol content, and the Bro-attracting pheromones it emits that hypnotizes people with backwards hats that can only say the wor…

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6 of the Worst Drinks in the World

4 Drunk Stories Everyone Has

Six Teenagers Got Drunk Off Of Hand Sanitizer? Then All Of Ten Are Doing The Same Thing!

A 3-Step Guide To Drinking Alone on St. Patrick’s Day

25 Bizarre Flavored Beers

The Day I Met Ray Liotta

Dear Cigarettes

Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

Spike Your Juice: The Holiday Review

25 Bizarre Vintage Alcohol Ads

Product Review: Four Loko Energy Drink/Alcoholic Beverage

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