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6 of the Worst Drinks in the World

Bartenders of the world come from three schools. Those who care about customers, those who don’t and those who hate them. The hateful ones are the ones that make up disgusting shots for others to try to fight their way through and no one knows why…

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6 Tips for Drunk Drivers

posted 12/02/2009
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Getting behind the wheel of a car when you’re wasted is one of the stupidest things you can do, but some people still do it. So when the cops pull them over, we are given a reality show that’s better than all the Real World‘s, Too…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy at an Asian Liquor Store at 11pm

posted 10/19/2009
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Okay, I’ve got a 6-pack of PBR, and a bottle of cheap wine in case there are any chicks at this party that I’m going to. I think that’s all I need. Maybe I should just browse the two aisles of this Asian Liquor Store th…

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25 Drunk Animals

posted 09/02/2009
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Animals are really no different than us. They like to come home after a long day, turn on the game, crack open a cold beer, and eventually, go take a huge dump in the backyard.

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To Me, It Just Looks Like a Roller Coaster With a Sweet Loop at the End

posted 08/27/2009
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How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention

posted 08/12/2009
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When you’re a bartender, every night feels like the initial, frantic phases of an awkward orgy: It’s really loud and messy, and you’ve got a lot to do, but you have to deal with disgusting, sweaty, drunk a-holes all night. &n…

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What Her Drink Really Says About Her

posted 08/11/2009
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You can tell a lot about a girl by what she’s drinking, but sometimes that beverage that she’s sipping, chugging, or slurping down may not be sending the message that she thinks it’s sending. Here’s What Her Drink Reall…

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Drunk Fails

posted 07/18/2009
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There’s just nothing like a collection video clips featuring drunk people failing miserably.

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Hot Chicks with Beer Cans – A Gallery

posted 07/08/2009
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The only thing we like better than hot chicks are hot chicks who are pounding cheap beer, straight from the can. Here’s a whole gallery of those types of chicks.

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The 8 Stages Of Alcohol Consumption

posted 04/21/2009
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During the course of a night out on the town, a person likes to have a drink, or twenty. And on that voyage, there are some very clear stages you pass through. We decided to outline them for you, so that you could monitor where you̵…

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Let’s Get Wasted And Go To The Grocery Store

posted 03/06/2009
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While this instructional video for when cashiers should or should not sell booze to drunken customers is awesome, I was hoping the wife would show up and say, "He has CEREBRAL PAULSY! You people are evil!" But instead, she …

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