Age: 26
Where you’ve seen her: Since Alessandra Ambrosio is a model, you’ve seen her in a bunch of advertisements for clothes you would never buy.
Tantalizing tidbit: When Alessandra works out, she does an exercise called the “Brazilian Butt Lift,” which sounds hot, but is actually just a mix of samba, capoeira and aerobics. I’m also not sure if she should be doing that now that she’s pregnant.
Age: 26
Why am I showing you these photos: Well, for one, Alessandra Ambrosio is super hot. And she’s also pregnant. So, unless you have a fetish for beach ball-sized stomachs, she’s not going to be this hot in a month or two. Um, who am I kidding. She’d still be hot if she lost all her limbs and had a terrible gas problem.
I’ll admit it, I like girls. I know this admission makes me a ”weirdo” and a ”pervert,” but I think it’s important to be honest because some of you out there in Internetland might share my same condition. For those of you struggling to live with this condition, I am announcing the start of a support group called VA (Vaginaholics Anonymous) where we could share our experiences, trials, and tribulations with each other. The healing can’t begin until we admit who we truly are.
“Hello, my name is Cory and I’m a Vaginaholic.”
See, that wasn’t so hard and it feels great to stop living a lie. A filthy, dirty lie with a perfect ass and legs that won’t quit and a huge set of…sorry, I got off track there. If you’d like to join this group and finally get the support you really need, meetings are held at the Holy Taco conference room seven days a week. If you don’t think you need to join, check out these photos of Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio and you’ll be a member in no time.
Courtesy of TheGrumpiest.com
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