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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 1

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After a rousing, epic first round full of upsets and douchebags, we are on to round two of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. We have some huge matchups today, so let’s get to it. Click here to see the updated bracket. CLICK …

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Kristin Davis (A-Rod’s Madam, Not The Sex And The City One)

posted 03/24/2009
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Where You’ve Seen Her: Kristin Davis was a popular Manhattan Madam who is said to have boned A-Rod and provided him with several of her call-girls over the course of a year. (She also gave whores, hookers, sluts and cum dumpsters to El…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 1

posted 03/19/2009
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Welcome to HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. It’s the only tournament in the world that pits 64 douchebags in a winner-take-all tourney, voted on by you, to determine who is crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2009. We to…

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If Alex Rodriguez Had A Comic Book

posted 02/09/2009
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As you may have heard, Alex Rodriguez admitted to taking steroids during his 2003 MVP seasons. The news broke through a Sports Illustrated report, so we figured this might be a good time to show how A-Rod’s PR team dealt with the crisis.…

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A-Rod Doubles Off Madonna’s Wall

posted 06/30/2008
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I’m guessing sex with Alex Rodriguez probably goes a little like this: He starts out with some strong foreplay, maybe some nipple pinching, and the girl gets really excited. Then when he starts humping, the girl is like “you know, I am…

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A-Rod, A-Rod Wife, Make A-Rod Baby

posted 04/22/2008
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Even though Alex Rodriguez can’t come through in the clutch, apparently his sperm can. People.com reports: Rodriguez, 32, was with his wife Cynthia, 34, as she gave birth to the couple’s second daughter, born Monday night in Miami, his…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 1

Kristin Davis (A-Rod’s Madam, Not The Sex And The City One)

2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 1

If Alex Rodriguez Had A Comic Book

A-Rod Doubles Off Madonna’s Wall

A-Rod, A-Rod Wife, Make A-Rod Baby

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