April 23rd, 2008 | 12:15
Even though Alex Rodriguez can’t come through in the clutch, apparently his sperm can. People.com reports:
Rodriguez, 32, was with his wife Cynthia, 34, as she gave birth to the couple’s second daughter, born Monday night in Miami, his team announced.
The baby, whose name has not been revealed, weighed 7 lbs., 2 oz.
It’s also been reported that the baby poked his head out of Cynthia’s vagina and refused to come out and live as a Rodriguez family member until they agreed to sign him to a contract of 18 years, 770 million dollars with additional incentives including a promise that he’ll be breast fed till he’s 6 and will not be forced to make doo doos like a big boy until he feels he’s ready.
I’m trying to think of what in the hell A-Rod would name his baby. Will he give it a normal name like “Daniel Rodriguez” or will he give it one of those cooky celebrity baby names like “Icanthitworthagoddamnshitintheplayoffs Rodriguez.”
Anyway, I obtained a photo of the newborn. Let’s take a look see!
Derek Jeter, you got some splaining to do.
alex rodriguez, baby, derek jeter
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