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English Politician Doesn’t Know Why People Freak Out When He Tells Them About His 9-Foot Tall Alien Mother

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We’ve come to expect that, as humans, most politicians are closet weirdos. We can’t vet all candidates so thoroughly that we catch their full-on weirdness, so it leaks out little bit little over a period of time, mostly after they’ve already been el…

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Holy Taco Threatens The World With An Alien Invasion If Humans Don’t Start Focusing More On Space Travel

Holy Taco Threatens The World With An Alien Invasion If Humans Don’t Start Focusing More On Space Travel

  I’m going to die one day. We all are. But me specifically – that’s what I worry about. I could die in 40 years of a heart attack. I could die tomorrow in a freak piano falling incident. Either way, I’m going to die. B…

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Tila Tequila Attacked By Juggalos

Tila Tequila Attacked By Juggalos

  Who is Tila Teqila? Don’t think we’re shut ins that have no connection to pop culture or anything. We know who she is, but we want to know who she is in that deeper, philosophical sense. What is her value? What does she have to o…

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Drunken Argument Friday: E.T. vs. Alf

Drunken Argument Friday: E.T. vs. Alf

  If there’s one thing we like more than drinking, it’s arguing about really stupid things, like who would win in a fight between E.T. and Alf.  Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:   Drunken …

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Everything You Love Is The Same Thing!

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Hot Gators Fan Poses For Playboy (TotalProSports)   The Most Unsafe Vehicle Of The Year (MadeMan)   Check Out Nascar On Facebook (AllLeftTurns)   The 12 Best Movie Theater Munchies (ScreenJunkies)   Karo Parisyan Is Against Himse…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Alien Invasion, or Alien Abduction?

Drunken Argument Friday: Alien Invasion, or Alien Abduction?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like what would be better: getting invaded by aliens, or getting abducted by them?  Here’s what it sounds like when we do both…

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What the New Alien Movie Could Be

What the New Alien Movie Could Be

You’ve probably heard by now that Ridley Scott has an Alien prequel in the works.  With that in mind (and since our computers are broken) we thought we’d take a shot at predicting what the Alien prequel might be like:   Weekend…

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Not Today, Mother…

Not Today, Mother…

  Hey Aliens, if you thought today was the day…well, you were seriously fuggin’ mistaken.   via theinternetisterrible

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Japan, You Have Outdone Yourself

Japan, You Have Outdone Yourself

Japan Makes Another Super Weird Video – Watch more free videos I have a feeling that one day in the near future everyone in Japan is going to wake up in the middle of the night, start to shake uncontrollably and scream, "Oh my God. What h…

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