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Oh, Snap! Iran Is Sending Us a Toy Model of Our Own Downed Drone

Remember when one of our spy drones crash landed in Iran and Iran refused to give it back? Well, there’s been a new development in this silly tale. Iran has announced that they will be sending the crashed drone back to us, but it won’t be the same d…

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13 Ways America Can Brush Off The Fact That Iran Has One of Our Drones

posted 12/08/2011
by Luis Prada

Iran as captured one of our prized technologically advanced UAV drones. This makes our already contentious relationship with Iran a bit…awkward. In situations like this it’s always fun to imagine how the United States, a country filled with over 30…

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As Americans Get Fatter, Our Ability To Care Lowers

posted 11/28/2011
by Luis Prada

Remember back in 1990 when you were just coming out of your Andrew McCarthy phase, you always bumped your Deee-Lite cassette tape, completely wearing out the section of tape that held “Grove Is In The Heart”, and you weighed an average of 180 pound…

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Which President Should Be The Next To Get Their Face Chiseled On To Mount Rushmore?

posted 11/01/2011
by Luis Prada

Yesterday, October 31st, 2011, marked the 70th anniversary of the completion of Mount Rushmore, that wonderful tourist trap in South Dakota featuring the faces of four of America’s greatest presidents — George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Th…

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Unknown Facts About Johnny Appleseed

posted 09/26/2011
by Jim Tews

Today, September 26th is Johnny Appleseed day. Did you know that? Probably not. Did you also know that Johnny Appleseed planted all those seeds because a woman broke his heart? That’s the short explanation for why a man might spend his adult …

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The Verdict Is In, Bro: Americans Are The Coolest

posted 09/07/2011
by Jim Tews

That’s right everyone, according to the rest of the world, Americans are the coolest. Here’s the part where I lower my ray-bans, say “Tell me somethin’ I don’t know,” and light up a smoke. A social networking sit…

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Screw Planking! India Has Invented Train Surfing!

posted 09/01/2011
by Luis Prada

As you are probably well aware, American companies have been sending American jobs to Indian for the past few decades, and it’s only getting worse. I guess. I have no factual data to back that up. But it is a thing that I hear angry people on the n…

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10 Reasons To Be Satisfied With America

posted 08/18/2011
by Jim Tews

A recent gallup poll has revealed that only 11% of Americans are satisfied with the country’s condition. It’s pretty understandable considering what we’re used to. We’ve made some serious downgrades in the last few years, bu…

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Advice For The 10 Most Hated People in America

posted 08/12/2011
by Luis Prada

Apparently America hates certain people so much that we as a nation have decided to officially rank the worst of the worst. It’s like a social Most Wanted list. The government has their list of terrorists, and we citizens have a list of pseudo-cele…

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Rednecks and Fireworks: That’s ‘Merica!

posted 07/01/2011
by Jim Tews

There’s nothing more American than people with low IQ’s playing with fireworks. Please enjoy your holiday weekend and try and keep your fingers attached.

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25 Examples of Patriotism at its Finest

posted 05/02/2011
by Ian Fortey

Last night saw a massive outpouring of unity and togetherness as word spread of the death of Osama bin laden and people took to the streets, including at Ground Zero in New York, the site where over 3,000 people lost their lives. It took 10 years …

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Oh, Snap! Iran Is Sending Us a Toy Model of Our Own Downed Drone

13 Ways America Can Brush Off The Fact That Iran Has One of Our Drones

As Americans Get Fatter, Our Ability To Care Lowers

Which President Should Be The Next To Get Their Face Chiseled On To Mount Rushmore?

Unknown Facts About Johnny Appleseed

The Verdict Is In, Bro: Americans Are The Coolest

Screw Planking! India Has Invented Train Surfing!

10 Reasons To Be Satisfied With America

Advice For The 10 Most Hated People in America

Rednecks and Fireworks: That’s ‘Merica!

25 Examples of Patriotism at its Finest

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