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Oh, Snap! Iran Is Sending Us a Toy Model of Our Own Downed Drone

Remember when one of our spy drones crash landed in Iran and Iran refused to give it back? Well, there’s been a new development in this silly tale. Iran has announced that they will be sending the crashed drone back to us, but it won’t be the same d…

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5 Ways Obama Can Spin the Death of Osama bin Laden into Kick Ass Approval Ratings

posted 05/02/2011
by Ian Fortey

If you went to bed early last night you might have missed the news from president Obama that some kick ass American spy-types totally whacked Osama bin Laden. 10 years after that magnificent asshat staged the September 11th attacks, we finally got…

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You’re Allowed To Look At Porn In New York City Libraries. Because This Is America.

posted 04/26/2011
by Jim Tews

Washington Crossing The Delaware For Porn

“Give me your tired, your poor, Your horny masses yearning to fap for free…” Isn’t that what’s transcribed on the Statue of Liberty? There is nothing more American than getting a boner in the library. It’s what o…

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Educating the Masses: Holy Taco Teaches You A Thing Or Two About America

posted 03/22/2011
by Luis Prada

Newsweek magazine recently polled 1,000 U.S. citizens to find out if the average American could answer the questions on America’s official citizenship test; the very test all potential immigrants must take before they are granted the honor of being…

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6 Things the New Iraq Needs

posted 10/04/2010
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So all our soldiers are back in America now right? Something like that. If not today then soon as we have ended all wars and probably we won’t have another one until those Swedes push us a bit too far. Since 2001, we have brought freedom a…

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Resolved Questions: American Poop and European Toilets

posted 09/16/2010
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Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user JOhn. JOhn writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “You should be very worried.”

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4 American Flag Products and What They Say About You

posted 06/14/2010
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It’s National Flag Day, everyone! So grab your American flag, ring it up the flag pole, then kind of look at it awkwardly for a few minutes as you try to think of what you should do next, before you settle on giving a half-hearted salu…

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America!

posted 03/30/2010
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Female Mud Wrestling IS a Sport (TotalProSports) Hot Athletes Who Could Be Bond Girls (BleacherReport) And The Ugliest Girl in school is…(Manofest) The Hottest NCAA Cheerleaders (Coed) Online Dating DOES Wor…

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Inner Monologue of Christopher Columbus, Shortly After “Discovering” America

posted 10/12/2009
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Okay, I got to America. Sweet. Good job, me! Now all I have to do is convince the rest of the world that I was the one who discovered it. Otherwise, they’re going to be talking about Leif Erikson and John Cabot and all those …

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Fine, Then You Can Stay

posted 02/27/2009
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What The U.S. Would Look Like On The New “Odor Map”

posted 01/12/2009
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Oh, Japan, what can’t you do? According to metro.co.uk, a Japanese company has created a website that tracks different odors around the world and lets you know where these smells are. Launched in December, the ‘Nioi-bu,’ …

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Oh, Snap! Iran Is Sending Us a Toy Model of Our Own Downed Drone

5 Ways Obama Can Spin the Death of Osama bin Laden into Kick Ass Approval Ratings

You’re Allowed To Look At Porn In New York City Libraries. Because This Is America.

Educating the Masses: Holy Taco Teaches You A Thing Or Two About America

6 Things the New Iraq Needs

Resolved Questions: American Poop and European Toilets

4 American Flag Products and What They Say About You

America!

Inner Monologue of Christopher Columbus, Shortly After “Discovering” America

Fine, Then You Can Stay

What The U.S. Would Look Like On The New “Odor Map”

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