Mother nature planned well. In the wild, if an animal is small and weak, it most likely has some other defense mechanism to protect itself, like shooting a disgusting spray that disables you, or being incredibly fast and having markings that help it blend in to its environment. ...
People are always saying how it's "disgraceful" that American Idol gets more votes than a presidential election. But I think if the presidential election used the American Idol system, it'd be more popular. Imagine McCain giving a speech on national security, then when he finished, he had to...
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Where you've seen her: Katharine McPhee won American Idol...or she came close. To be honest, I have no idea. Now she's apparently in a movie. Whatever.
According to her website: During her run on American Idol, someone coined the term "McPheever." On a totally unrelated note, I've had a...
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Personally, I think American Idol is for deaf retards. Apparently they switched up the judging process last night and instead of commenting on each individual performer, the judges had to make their insightful critiques after everyone had performed. And as usual, Paula...
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This video takes about 40 seconds to really get going, but it's well worth the wait. Apparently this guy is named Trifon. He's a croissant maker and contestant on Bulgaria's version of American Idol who really thinks he can sing and dance like...
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Katharine McPhee married her 42-year-old boyfriend Nick Something Or Other last Saturday:
"(Nick) is the love of my life," McPhee gushed to PEOPLE. "This is a once in a lifetime occasion and everything is just perfect."
McPhee wore a strapless ivory Manuel Mota gown and Neil...
Holy Taco has seen the future and it's full of boodthirsty robots and babies wielding rocket launchers. There's a lot screaming and crying and tears. It's pretty bad, now that I think about it. BUT! There is one silver lining. This girl Kady Malloy is probably going to win American...
She came in second to Taylor Hicks, but when was the last time you saw Taylor draped over a blood-red satin curtain while wearing an outfit that my gay neighbor would call "fabulous"? (Don't answer that, it was a rehtorical question.) My point is, Taylor sucks and Katherine McPhee is...
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