Who Would Survive the Apocalypse?

November 10th, 2009 | 05:55 pm
Who Would Survive the Apocalypse?

A post-apocalyptic world will undoubtedly be a hellish place, so it's safe to assume that all of the annoying and terrible people and things that won't go away right now will somehow survive the destruction of the world. We're curious...

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Amy Winehouse Hangs With Bad Company. Not The Band.

June 11th, 2008 | 06:00 pm
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Your Most Terrifying Nightmare Where You're Hacked To Death By Fire-Breathing Midgets Is Better Than Amy Winehouse's Face

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Normally, we here at the ol' HolyTaco.com have a good time photoshopping fun things into pictures. We'll spend countless hours putting enjoyable slogans on Bill Clinton's tour bus, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Lindsay Lohan's version of the Bible. Then there are times like these when someone's love of drugs and alcohol...

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June 1st, 2008 | 06:00 pm
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You know when you're at a party and you're talking to some girl you really want to hook up with, then your friend who's been drinking since the morning stumbles over and puts his arm around you and is like "Duuuuuude. Whats (hiccup) up? Should I put...

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May 5th, 2008 | 10:05 pm
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Would Amy Winehouse Go To Women's prison?

April 24th, 2008 | 09:21 pm
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Amy Winehouse Looks Amazing!

March 10th, 2008 | 02:14 pm
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