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25 Marginally Insane Pics of Russell Brand

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  Following the death of Amy Winehouse, English semi-madman Russell brand penned an essay on his website entitled “For Amy.” In it, Brand displays how he’s not nearly as foolish as you might have thought he was and shames al…

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6 People Who are Somehow Still Alive

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This past weekend Amy Winehouse died and ever since the internet has been abuzz with crass jokes and condolences. Holy Taco gave Ms. Winehouse more than her fair share of press time over the years and it wouldn’t be right to see her off without a …

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Who Will Die in 2010?

Who Will Die in 2010?

A lot of celebrities died in 2009, and many of them, like Brittany Murphy, were highly unpredictable. That’s why we’ve decided to take some initiative and make some celebrity death predictions for 2010.   Dick Clark   Dick C…

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Who Would Survive the Apocalypse?

Who Would Survive the Apocalypse?

A post-apocalyptic world will undoubtedly be a hellish place, so it’s safe to assume that all of the annoying and terrible people and things that won’t go away right now will somehow survive the destruction of the world. We’re curi…

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Stupid Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fight Between Amy Winehouse and Lady Gaga

Stupid Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fight Between Amy Winehouse and Lady Gaga

  If there’s one thing we like more than being told not to call things "Drunken" on this site anymore, it’s arguing about really stupid things, like who would win if Amy Winehouse fought Lady Gaga to the death:   Stu…

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Amy Winehouse Is All “Gunked Up.”

Amy Winehouse Is All “Gunked Up.”

A few weeks ago Amy Winehouse collapsed and had to be taken to the hospital. I think at this point people at the hospital near her have probably given some kind of code name for this. Like, “we’ve got an 873 and a 772 coming in,”…

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Amy Winehouse Hangs With Bad Company. Not The Band.

Amy Winehouse Hangs With Bad Company. Not The Band.

Recently there was a video going around showing Amy Winehouse doing what looked to be crack, which got everyone all concerned about her well being. But to me, the video confirmed that she’s probably doing okay, because if you still own a vid…

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Your Most Terrifying Nightmare Where You’re Hacked To Death By Fire-Breathing Midgets Is Better Than Amy Winehouse’s Face

Your Most Terrifying Nightmare Where You’re Hacked To Death By Fire-Breathing Midgets Is Better Than Amy Winehouse’s Face

Normally, we here at the ol’ HolyTaco.com have a good time photoshopping fun things into pictures. We’ll spend countless hours putting enjoyable slogans on Bill Clinton’s tour bus, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Lindsay Lohan’s vers…

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Any Winehouse Will NOT Be Attending My Trial

Any Winehouse Will NOT Be Attending My Trial

You know when you’re at a party and you’re talking to some girl you really want to hook up with, then your friend who’s been drinking since the morning stumbles over and puts his arm around you and is like “Duuuuuude. What…

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Amy Winehouse-Like Creature Loose

Amy Winehouse-Like Creature Loose

The above photo is of Amy Winehouse on vacation.  I think.  It also might be a microscopic photo of the virus that causes herpes.  But, people.com says it’s Winehouse. Amy Winehouse was drastically dressed down last weekend while enjoying a U…

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Would Amy Winehouse Go To Women’s prison?

Would Amy Winehouse Go To Women’s prison?

I’ve seen a couple bar fights in my day, and they usually consist of some shirt ripping, one partially landed punch, and a lot of angry guys both answering and asking questions using only the word “bro.”  Never, ever, have I seen …

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