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Holy Taco Predicts The Winner Of The Super Bowl

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There was that octopus that predicted the winner of the World Cup. There’s a porcupine that predicted the winner of this year’s Super Bowl…and also a gorilla, some orangutans, and cats. It seems everybody has a precognitive beast that can accu…

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25 Smiling Dogs

25 Smiling Dogs

If you’ve never seen a dog smile you’ve never experienced the exhilarating rush of not being quite sure if it means the animal is happy or has achieved a dangerous new level of intelligence and is now finalizing plans for your death.

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They Get Really Paranoid When They’re High

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The End Times Are Upon Us!

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The Aerobics Girl GIF (TotalProSports)   25 Funniest Beware Signs (Manofest)   5 Politically Incorrect Mascots (CoedMagazine)   The Museum of Lost Wonder (Lemondrop)   10 Best Hockey Hairdos (BleacherReport)   18 Demoralized…

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Nobody Cares About Snowboarding Lemur

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The Hottest Fans of March Madness (BleacherReport)   Joslyn James Sexting (TotalProSports)   Behold The Strokemeister (Manofest)   Heidi Montag and Her Boobs (Coed)   Girls Like Taking The Pill (LemonDrop)   The Sexiest Peop…

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If Celebrities Looked Like Their Names

If Celebrities Looked Like Their Names

Sometimes celebrities have stupid names, and since there’s nothing else going on in the world (that we can make fun of), we decided to target them and see what it would be like if celebrities with stupid names actually looked like the ridiculo…

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A Man With a Porpoise

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25 Pics of Tiger Woods’s Mistresses (TotalProSports)   How To Make A Mean Grilled Cheese (MadeMan)   Montoya And Stewarts Ego Clash (AllLeftTurns)   The 10 Most Twisted Holiday Specials Ever (ScreenJunkies)   Russian Mail O…

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Bearataur!!!

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I Can Park My Bugatti Wherever the F*ck I Want! (TotalProSports)   These Tree Houses Are Badass (MadeMan)   Chrissy Wallace Is Racing Royalty (AllLeftTurns)   Paul Blart Remakes Short Circuit (ScreenJunkies)   Gina Carano Is A Ho…

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Breakfast In Bed

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Don’t Try to F*ck Your Weight Bench (TotalProSports)   A Breakdown of Your College Quad (CollegeHumor)   Bikini Baristas Are Prostitutes (TheMinimumRage)   Hot Slumber Party Girls (Coed)   Khloe K Is Really Dumb (TheDailyFi…

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Justin and Johnny: Mermaids and Goat Boobies

Justin and Johnny: Mermaids and Goat Boobies

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.  

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