Animals – Holytaco

8 Animals Ruined by Humans

You know who names animals? People. A dog didn’t wander into Babylon one day and tell everyone it was called a dog. The word came from an old English word for a specific kind of canine and then bam! English has a word for that animal. So every …

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5 Cheeses That Need to Be Made

posted 02/12/2013
by Ian Fortey

Cheese making is probably pretty simple. I’ve never endeavored to make much cheese, but I have tried once. I made some homemade marscapone. It tasted kind of like off yogurt. But the point is I did it and could probably do it again. Cheese was…

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Holy Taco Field Guide to Naming Groups of People

posted 01/22/2013
by Ian Fortey

Crows come in a murder. Everyone is instantly amused when they learn this. Boars come in a sounder. Otters in a romp. Porcupines in a prickle. It’s no end of amusement to look up stuff like so long as you never question how this is official in …

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4 Kinds of Urine You Can Buy Right Now

posted 09/12/2012
by Ian Fortey

Did you pee today? You should have, because it’s weird if you went a day without peeing. But did you ever stop to appreciate your urine? Probably not unless you’re one of those freaks on the internet. Oh. Hmm.

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25 Terrifying Animal People

posted 03/09/2012
by Ian Fortey

They call these things humanimals. You can hire them for parties and everything. You won’t, but you can.

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25 Terribly Civilized Monkeys

posted 03/01/2012
by Ian Fortey

Ha! He thinks he’s people!

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25 Unusual Saddled Animals

posted 02/10/2012
by Ian Fortey

Any animal can earn +2 to awesome by having a saddle on its back. God, I wish we had a monkey for this gallery.

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25 Star Wars Pets

posted 01/27/2012
by Ian Fortey

People who dress up their pets are monsters. Even if they’re dressed like Star Wars characters.

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25 Animals with Mohawks

posted 01/05/2012
by Ian Fortey

Everyone loves a mohawk, it represents the ultimate in anarchy that still takes a hell of a lot of time and effort to pull off. Unless you’re a monkey or whatever an can do it naturally.

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What Not To Do With Your Pets This Christmas

posted 12/08/2011
by Jim Tews

Tis the season for stupid pictures. Pets are no exception to this rule. If you’re one of those people who opted for a pet instead of a child, first off, good choice. Second, be careful how you treat the little critter this Christmas. We don&#…

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