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5 Annoying People You’ll Meet at the Pool

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Man, hot enough for ya? Ha ha, what a great question, thanks for asking, dingus! No one likes talking about the weather, nor does anyone like feeling like it’s so hot they could boil an egg in their ball sweat. Our solution, as modern, technologi…

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Classic Taco – The 9 Most Annoying People at Starbucks

Classic Taco – The 9 Most Annoying People at Starbucks

Starbucks hasn’t gone away yet, so this is as true today as it was when it first appeared on the site Starbucks is the best and worst place on the entire planet. On the one hand, they have more than enough delicious caffeine, whipped cream, an…

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The 5 Most Annoying People on the Bus

The 5 Most Annoying People on the Bus

No one likes taking the bus. No one wants to be there, it never goes directly where you want to go, it stops too much, you have to pay to be on it and it’s generally full of social outcasts and miscreants, which is why when we’re force…

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4 Slowly Occurring Annoyances Experienced By Gamers

4 Slowly Occurring Annoyances Experienced By Gamers

Gaming is one of those pleasant, playful activities that can very easily turn murderous. We all have very vivid memories of playing NES games as children and being filled with an adult-like rage because we can’t seem to swim by that damn coll…

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Open Letters to Annoying People

Open Letters to Annoying People

Letters are a good way to communicate with people that you, for one reason or another, can’t have a face-to-face interaction with.  This can be particularly effective when you’re dealing with someone who is incredibly annoying. …

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Guest Column: Barack Obama

Guest Column: Barack Obama

  Editors Note: We here at the Taco like to hear from different perspectives.  Therefore, we were over-joyed when Barack Obama contacted us and said he’d like to write a guest column.   Now that I’m president, here’…

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The 10 Worst Types Of Drunks

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Alcohol is a wonderful thing, but it can also turn your friends into those people that take a fun night of drinking and turn it into a sobfest, a fight or an uncomfortable conversation. Here are the 10 worst types of drunk people.   10. MRS. &q…

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The 7 Most Annoying People At Thanksgiving Dinner

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    Thanksgiving is one of our greatest holidays. We eat until we feel like we’re going to die and then we lay around and watch football.  But you’re also forced to see family members that can turn all the gluttony into a…

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How To Spot Annoying McCain And Obama Supporters

How To Spot Annoying McCain And Obama Supporters

As the election draws closer, it seems that we’re getting bombarded by people who are devoted supporters of both parties. Here are some helpful ways that you can spot annoying McCain supporters and annoying Obama supporters so you can steer cl…

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