Apes – Holytaco

5 Planets Not Run by Apes

You can’t trust a planet of the apes and I’ll tell you why – it’s run by apes. We all love a chimpanzee when they’re wearing t-shirts and engaging in delightful antics, but the downside is that every so often a chimp can and will take a person’s fa…

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25 Terribly Civilized Monkeys

posted 03/01/2012
by Ian Fortey

Ha! He thinks he’s people!

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Chimp with a Machine Gun

posted 07/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Chimp with a Machine Gun

I know we’ve posted some videos in anticipation of Rise of the Planet of the Apes before, but this one blows the rest away with sheer, unadulterated awesomeness. Why? Because it’s a chimp with a firearm. And due to popular whining, w…

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25 Kick Ass Monkeys

posted 04/05/2011
by Ian Fortey

It goes without saying that monkeys are awesome in every way, but if a monkey starts throwing down, that’s a killer combo of awesome and terrifying. Mostly awesome though.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Booted From Party

posted 07/29/2008
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Just yesterday we made a list of 8 people who will ruin your party, and I honestly considered adding “#9. Your Mom.” Apparently Lindsay Lohan‘s mom Dina read the list and was like “What the? I can ruin a party like a moth…

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